****Why are dogs so fucking stupid?
TV theme songs
This is why you should never let your dog watch TV.
** In this TV show, you can bet most peoples’ favorite character is probably…
The most attractive women in the comics/cartoons**
Things you’ve found on the highway
real horse power!!
Things you’ve found on the highway
SDMB Secret Santa Gift Exchange 2016
**After Roe v. Wade falls
How deep is Cuba’s communism?
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It’s so deep you won’t be able to Wade…::::rimshot::::
ancestors: computing likely number of relatives from 15 generations ago …
How involved is the Queen in governing Great Britain?
She can trace her family back at least 58 generations. Is that good enough for you?
Was this the right thing to do? (Calling cops on a weird guy)
Was this the right thing to do? (telling manager that a guy had a gun sticking out of pocket)
Experiences with meditation retreats
Well, I’m never going back to that retreat again…
** Not really well known stories of war
Happy birthday sunny daze!!!**
The Japanese eventually discovered that it was a lot scarier to charge the American lines yelling “Banzai!”.
** All of the clothes you’re wearing right now vanish this second. How screwed are you?
Needle and thread skill
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— As long as you have cloth…
Question for London Dopers about Ecuador Embassy
All of the clothes you’re wearing right now vanish this second. How screwed are you?
Aye yai yai!
What people fear
Germanic master race
Huh. I thought those days were over.
** Delta Air Lines Bans Disruptive Donald Trump Supporter for Life
Trump launches multi-state victory lap
Ways to irritate Trump supporters?
Goddammit, Trump! You won already! Why the fuck are you still Robo-calling me?
Germanic master race
Trump rewards big donors with Cabinet posts**
The BBQ: All Trump, all the time (and anyone who doesn’t think “Germanic master race” applies to Trump needs to listen to the man).
** Ultimate condition to which a body can be embalmed/preserved
Why can’t they invent a vending machine that works?**
“Load grandma into the Embalm-O-Matic, put in $200 in bitcoins and select your choice of preservatives, from basic formalin injection to EternityPreserv™, press the start button and wait 5 minutes until she slides down the chute at the bottom. Safe, convenient and affordable!”
**Let’s bring those jobs back… How?
Special Incentives to Big Companies
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Asked and answered.
** Funeral - what to do
Tell me all about indoor hot tubs!**
Well, no reason you can’t kick back and relax during the eulogy…
** On optimism
What does ‘dancer’ suggest as a vocation?**
That she’s just doing this to raise money for tuition at Juilliard.
**Cities with insanely high housing costs - Why do people stay?
Go to first new post Not having to worry about money…
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** Best “edited for TV lines”
Why would they put vinegar in cheese?**
Do I want to know what the original line was?
So who the fuck is offended by Santa Claus?
Mall of American hires a black Santa; racist come out of the woodwork
Well, Santa’s OK, as long as he’s white.
**Dear God, My Wife Again. This is about IT.
Working in IT sucks. Ever transitioned out of it?
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