Mall of American hires a black Santa; racist come out of the woodwork
Black Lives Don’t Matter (Walter Scott)
More black Santa shit.
When a libidinous kangaroo has your dog in a headlock
A wild, insane week, long, no TLDR
**Crossing borders with minors (not your own)
Are there parts of the world where urination is a normal part of sexual activity? **
Not with minors, I’m pretty sure there aren’t.
** Kim Jong Un Question
How Much Discretion do Government Officials Have? **
Kim Jong Un only has the power vested in him by the fervently loyal citizens of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. 
How to patent claims work?
Apple wins . . .
Pretty much.
What Christmas song would you love to hear again?
What Christmas standard do you not want to hear any more?
When celebrities change brands
I love it. No, I don’t want to hear it any more.
**Anyone ever confronted a compulsive/pathological liar?
Killing ET.
**
He asked me if I’d like to see his “magic finger” :mad:
Killer putdowns
John Glenn RIP
** Which loopholes is Trump making use of in retaining his business interests?
Mammalian larvae **
Makes sense. He’s got a lot of larvae to support.
Retail Store Greetings
Killer putdowns
Welcome to Wal-Mart, Loser.
LOL!!!
** Legal marijuana and Wickard vs Filburn
What happened to the American melting pot?**
Killing ET.
Can I shoot ET? (Need answer fast)
Yes, but bow and arrow would be more sporting.
**Have You Ever Personally Known A Murderer?
Children of incestuous relationships? **
He killed that mother fucker!
Audiobooks and Podcasts - what are you listening to?
Voice Impersonations
What the Heck Happened to MTV?
Our “part time” POTUS.
As if we needed something else to blame Trump for.
What exactly does a sex consultant do?
Winter Windshield Wash
It’s a great concept, but I can’t find anyone to hire for my Green Bay outlet. 
What does TRUMP stand for?
Abolishing Social Security
Why do people really, really, really care about the POTUS anyway?
Our “part time” POTUS.
I predict that Donald Trump will not serve a second term as POTUS.
Dang, you guys really enjoy saying ‘POTUS’, don’t you? POTUS POTUS POTUS.
Innocent things that freaked you out when you were a kid?
A Playground slides cause finger amputations
I remember that urban legend.