How would scientists know about Jurassic era mating rituals?
Car Tracking Devices?
“Just go up to T. Rex with a cookie, and while he’s distracted, hang this transponder around his neck.”
“No, you do it.”
** The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making
What kind of sick, demented motherfucker came up with this shit?
**
Sorry. It’s a cheap shot, but I couldn’t resist
** What would it take to get major powers to commit genocide?
Modern Day Deism.**
** Do you find Kellyanne Conway attractive?
Zap! You’re Santa Claus**
Hey baby, how’s about being naughty and nice to the old man?
** How would you handle this?
Toyota Highlander Hybrid Question
Geese in the road**
Heh.
** I hope we don’t blow up…
My little town might get sued…**
** Passengers
Welp, guess I won’t be seeing “Passengers” then
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Question about dental implements
What does Ratzinger mean?
Dunno, but if I ever hear the dentist ask the assistant for the #2 Ratzinger, I’m out of there.
**Strangest child’s toy you encountered this holiday shopping season?
I am building a computer
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Are the music superstars of the 80s dying younger than those of other decades?
Richard Adams Has Died
I think you’ve confused Richard with Brian.
What would it take to get major powers to commit genocide?
Autonomous Car - Should it kill you, or two pedestrians?
Ha, I knew those self-driving cars were for population control! Sounds like a great book idea for Stephen King. :eek:
**Where would you time travel to? (Please read the setup)
Tell me About the Unique Local Bars in your Area
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…and when we should go.
** What places generally have attractive employees?
Why do some management perks bother me so much?**
:dubious:
Simple things that amaze me
Mother-fucking Earth Quake!
I can’t understand getting really sad about a celebrity’s death
Leftover prime rib
The fewer celebrities, the more leftover prime rib for me!
** Damn it! I wasn’t gonna get a dog today.
Pet peeves about online dating sites
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Zsa Zsa Gabor, dead at 99
Is Paris Hilton or Zsa Zsa Gabor the first person to be famous for being famous?
Either way, the title now belongs to Paris
DNR for Alzheimer’s Patient
Should I buy a circular saw or a table saw?
Just make sure they’re actually dead before you start cutting.
**Are women more aesthetically attractive than men?
Do women become hotter (metabolism wise) after the menopause?
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So are Post-Menopausal women the best?
**Where would you time travel to? (Please read the setup)
Damn it! I wasn’t gonna get a dog today.
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No problem! Just travel to a day where you want to get a dog!
With a Time Machine you can make your purchases whenever you want!
In-laws
What is the largest piece of forged metal in the world? Largest single manufactured piece ever?
How can I drop it on my in-laws?
**2016… the year they ALL died…
Mother-fucking Earth Quake! **