Are women more aesthetically attractive than men?
Queen Elizabeth is 90. Should she have held power as Queen this long vs letting Charles rule?
Keep her on the throne. Even at 90, the Queen is still more aesthetically pleasing than Charles.
And my budgie flock doubles in size!
Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again
Trump just can’t stand ANYTHING stealing away his headlines.
** Goodbye, Carnegie Deli
My 600-lb Life on TLC**
Well, ya gotta start somewhere. 
Tell me about this breaking news: Russia and our power grid
Cheer up, things aren’t as bad as you think
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**Could the 1980s reverse engineer a modern iphone?
This is not fusion. But what is happening? **
Not off to a good start. Keep at it, though, 1980s.
**The REAL Banality of Evil
Who are the nicest/rudest celebs you have met? **
Goering was very full of himself. And Himmler was just plain rude.
Goebbels was surprisingly willing to hang out and sign autographs, though.
What would happen if the US attempted India’s currency experiment?
A voluntary return to the Cold War?
** Simple Geometry work problem eluding me.
How many internal organs could a person lose and still lead a normal life?**
Well, let’s see. Carry the one, and…uh-oh. :eek:
What gift would be better for a child, microscope or telescope?
Got a dog and I’m freaking out
Should’ve gotten 'em a microscope or telescope.
Has anyone seen my glasses?
Unexplained Personal Mysteries
I miss Robert Stack.
Alexa, please interpret my child’s adorable mumble as a request for hardcore porn
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Mixing weed and alcohol: How weird can things get?
Retail is a hoot!
Everything is funny when you’re drunk and stoned.
**I Almost Went Out With A Literal Bang This Weekend
Mixing weed and alcohol: How weird can things get? **
** The Polling feature is enabled. Here’s how to use it.
The most cerebrally difficult feat ever accomplished by a human**
You have no idea. 
**Best of “Penile Injuries”
I Almost Went Out With A Literal Bang This Weekend **
** Bad weddings and warning signs
“Penile Injuries”**
I wondered why they got divorced before the reception.
Separated by one:
** Damn it! I wasn’t gonna get a dog today.
Dog mauls family over sweater.
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Would’ve been better reversed.
It’s cool that the intervening thread is:
** Best of “Penile Injuries”
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Best of “Penile Injuries”
Dog wouldn’t come, when I said "Come"
**Dog wouldn’t come, when I said “Come”
I am building a computer
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At least I can program that so it’ll come when I call.