**I am re-wiring my house.
You are distributing malware **
Sometimes re-wiring a house is just re-wiring a house.
Texas is #1!
I want to shoot something
Yee-haw!
Automatic garage door opener issue
Accidental Electrocution
:eek:
That’s a slight bit more than an “issue!”
I wrote a bedtime story based on President Trump
Trump supporters who need the ACA are in for a rude surprise
On balance I think that will make them drowsy. But “Trump’s disdain for the EU poses risks for European solidarity” should have them fast asleep in no time.
What a disappointing winter or…
I don’t know who I want to kill first
Hang on. Spring’s coming!
You know you’ve gotten old when…
Another moonwalker has died
Yeah, it was all downhill after Michael Jackson passed on.
Sequential headers from today’s letters-to-the-editor section of the Wall St. Journal:
What are Russia’s Real Goals in Ukraine?
Delicious Tacos and the Pursuit of Happiness
Putin’s real goal: annex southwest Texas.
** Americans do you think of Russia as “the enemy”?
What exactly is “Tax Reform”? **
Dunno, but I love “scare quotes”. 
**Justifiable homicide
How much does a human being explode if we dissociate all the molecules? **
It’s only a little explosion! Totally justified!
**You are distributing malware
Hell – hot or cold? **
Take your pick.
Texting while…
Picking a new cell phone
Doesn’t sound too far-fetched to me.
Texting while…
You are distributing malware
Isn’t that how Wikileaks got its start?
**Criteria for a successful Trump administration
Draining a clogged bathtub
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Much less of a challenge than a swamp.
** What happens to all the President’s photos
Glowing (eye) pupils in black light**
I thought it was reflection from the flash, then I realized Obama’s eyes really do glow red. :eek:
**Texting while…
Pole dancing–inherently sexual?
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Not to me, Put down the phone and dance.
Millennials are ruining everything. :mad:
** Sherlock January 15 2017 “The Final Problem” (open spoilers)
Which fictional mystery would you like to be solved?
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** Obamacare: what’s in a name
Brand loyalty: brands you continue to buy (even if you no longer have a good reason to do so)**
**Sounds really dirty but isn’t.
Home of Elijah Cummings’ staffer destroyed by fire; 6 children presumed dead
Is it too soon to dump on Steve Irwin?
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**Things I see in the Forest
I can see my house from there. **