I've fallen for Autumn sequential threads!

No One In the Presidential Line of Succession – What Happens?
Desalination

I’ll be at the Inaugural Parade.
Sounds really dirty but isn’t.

What, no golden showers?

I pit burglars
Sounds really dirty but isn’t.

You dirty pitburglar!

** Things I see in the Forest
Solution to the Trump problem**

Bigfoot for President in 2020!

My Kindle Died.
Alleged Russian hacker arrested in Spain.

Well, at least they caught the bastard.

What happens if I park in a Expecting Mothers space?
Reasons for infantry rifle change

You get shot. With a rifle. By an infant.

Texting while…
Having my first-ever CT scan tomorrow (1/20)- tips, advice?

DO NOT TEXT while having a CT scan!

**What happens if I park in a Expecting Mothers space?
Do bones scar? **

I don’t know if they scar, so why don’t you go park in that expecting mothers space and find out for us?

Texting while…
Driving on the “wrong” side - how hard is it to adapt?

It does steepen the learning curve. :eek::smack:

** Criteria for a successful Trump administration
Resolved: Opiates should be available for home use**

Throw in marijuana legalization, and he’s a shoo-in for re-election.

My Kindle Died. I’m Sad.
Can I afford to buy a house?

Doubtful, if you can’t even afford a new Kindle.

Switching bodies with your partner
The “Wow! I didn’t know my device can do that!” thread.

That’s what you get for playing around with your TV remote. :eek::smack:

We have a Delusional Mentally ill President - Now What?
How difficult is it to operate a rental skid loader or bobcat?

Not that hard, but I don’t think you’d want a delusional, mentally ill President doing it.

Have you ever known an ape, personally? (serious question, if clumsily put)
Sounds really dirty but isn’t.

Not THAT personally!

Huh? Colour-scheme at Trump reception.
Trump does something right.

Right? I dunno, man… Trump has a… unique decorating style.

My phone is evil, now I’m a white supremacist
I’ll be at the Inaugural Parade.

So that’s where my sheets ended up. :mad:

** Trump does something right.
My Kindle Died. I’m Sad.**

Well, we were all sick and tired of your goddam Kindle.

**Why would someone need a gun on a college campus?

Have You Ever Personally Known A Murderer? **

Let’s just say that my campus is pretty wild.

Why hyenas tolerate vultures
Is it safe to eat food that was outside all night?

What would you make with a can of crab meat

The Lobster - Movie