** What is the best way to find an addiction specialist?
Stop using his name! **
Dr. He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named will get you off heroin in a jiffy. And if you relapse, you’ll have to answer to his partner Dr. Voldemort. :eek:
A rare one from Comments on Cecil’s Columns:
** Was Abraham Lincoln gay?
Hell – hot or cold?**
Lincoln might be able to answer that one.
** My Kindle Died. I’m Sad.
Longest you ever went without crying**
I almost made it 48 hours, then my toaster oven went on the fritz. 
** What “procedure” was likely done on George H. W. Bush?
Help me revive my website!**
“Code Blue! IT Dept. to the E.R.!!!”
Why would someone need a gun on a college campus?
Irritating User Interface design
I’ve been frustrated by Windows too sometimes, but waving a gun around won’t solve anything.
Alternate facts
I am feeding a Bobcat
No, you’re feeding a goldfish.
Finally figured out why my low tire pressure warning light was on
I’ve fallen for Autumn sequential threads!
**Academics, what comes after peer review?
River surfing.
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** What, if Anything, Can Ronda Roussey Do To Be Competitive?
What are the alternatives to kill and fetch quests? **
She might be good at fetch and kill.
** Possible 2020 Trump Slogans
Spousal permission required for sterilization**
I was thinking more along the lines of “Ignorance Is Strength”, but this isn’t a bad start.
**On preparing coffee . . .
Ham, Bacon, Sausage, or Crispy Tofu Patties? **
All of those are lousy filters. Just use paper or metal mesh for the coffee, and pile the other things on a plate with some eggs and eat them.
What common toppings do you NOT like on a pizza?
Ham, Bacon, Sausage, or Crispy Tofu Patties?
So what you you deserve an adulting sticker for?
I am re-wiring my house.
Definitely!
** If you could bring back one show
Mary! Mary! Mary! (RIP Mary Tyler Moore.)**
It would not be The Mary Tyler Moore show
**You know you’ve gotten old when…
How would an orbital ring deal with continental drift?
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Ah, you young whipper-snappers!
I remember back before we even had an orbital ring, let alone havin’ to worry about how to deal with the continental drift!
Trump has lowest approval ratings of any [new] president in history of polling
Finally figured out why my low tire pressure warning light was on
It was mistakenly connected to Trump’s approval ratings?
What’s the most interesting car you saw today?
Burned Limo in D.C. - I gather they don’t like Trump?
Vice-Presidential Term Question…
Nazis and the Klan
**How has President Trump pissed you off today?
Where the fuck is the sun? **
Thanks, Trump!
** Should I keep watching Peaky Blinders? PLEASE watch out for spoilers
What do Trump supporters watch.
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Is it Peaky Blinders?