**Why did they commit suicide? [Robin Williams and Kurt Cobain]
I’m going to need help disposing of a body.**
Robin or Kurt?
What can truly be done about “Trump supporters”
No costume for you, you are the wrong color, you little racist!
Slowly, the evil clown sightings begin to make sense. :eek:
**I am Swiss. I have always been Swiss, and will always be Swiss.
Books about immortals wandering the earth**
Swiss immortals?
**Unusual things that irritated you as a child
New England Dopefest
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But now that I’m a grown-up, I can tolerate it. A little.
** What if there WAS a vast world-wide conspiracy running the world?
Pharmacy messed up my prescription**
a-HA!!!
**What’s the funniest single panel cartoon you’ve ever seen?
Bob Dylan just won the Nobel Prize for literature **
The announcement was a bigger laff riot than the cartoon.
**What to spend my big win on?
Insurance and gambling**
**Trump voters: explain yourselves
Are they that effin’ stupid?
Why do they do this? **
Asked and answered. Both questions.
What keeps you up at night?
What if there WAS a vast world-wide conspiracy running the world?
I get all nervous and sweaty until I remember that I’m part of the conspiracy. Then I sleep soundly. 
I got a friend request from a Moderator!
We Are Going to Adopt a Child!
Maybe you should go out for coffee first?
**What are you currently thinking about
What to spend my big win on? **
What is your preferred method of payment?
dropping bmi points
And as it happens, I’m rich!
I think I’ll book a trip to Bethselamin.
** Use of anchors on huge ships?
Why has no car maker done this simple thing**
It works…but it plays hell with the road surface.
** Is the “warm” setting on a crockpot hot enough to keep food safe?
How long does a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 take to burn up?**
20 seconds on a Galaxy Note 7 is usually enough to cook my hash browns. You just have to keep an eye on the kitchen curtains.
**Creepy True Stories
So here I sit on a broken train. **
The lights are beginning to flicker…
**Why are my boobs getting bigger?
It’s Economics 101! **
Supply and demand, baby, supply and demand.
This whole brontosaurus/apatosaurus nonsense
What if there WAS a vast world-wide conspiracy running the world?
Well, that explains it. The Illuminati are in charge of dinosaur names.
Never start a conversation with …
‘Ain’t Nobody Got Time for This’
** Why are my boobs getting bigger?
What is your preferred method of payment? **
** What media have you consumed in a binge?
The Oxford Shakespeare
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I am in awe.