**Do they not make romantic comedies anymore?
The Big Bang Theory, Season 10, Episode 6 (October 27, 2016) – “The Fetal Kick Catalyst”
**
The BBT has romantic couples, and it is still a comedy.
** Huh: fungus more related to animals than plants. Who knew?
What animal was making this growling snuffling sound outside my building the other night?
**
A Lion’s Mane?
** Sorry, that product is no longer available
Thanks Microsoft, anything else you’d like to jam up my ass?
**
—This Anus Intentionally Left Blank –
Real estate question or “Why you shouldn’t lend money to family”
Anyone Been Screwed Over in a Will?
**Is there a name for this hyper-annoying singing style?
Bob Dylan just won the Nobel Prize for literature
**
I don’t know the name, but some hyper-annoying singing style people do extremely well.
**AMA - Ask A Former Jehovah’s Witness About Life Before Or After
Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say
What animal was making this growling snuffling sound outside my building the other night? **
A JW dressed as clown trying to lure children with money.
It’s been a really shitty month.
I’ve had the keycat my entire membership here…it’s time to say goodbye to her. [Goodbye]
Courtesy of the tireless mooks pushing that live streaming crap:
But Theron
Her Third
Packer were
It is common for popular sports to attract large
…chunks of spam
**Dumbest Calls to Emergency services
Jumper survives wingsuit proximity crash **
Yeah - why call Emergency if he survived?
Currently just a few lines down from this thread…
**Going to Lost Wages (Las Vegas)
Do hot tubs gross you out?**
Yes, but what happens in Vegas…
What will you do with your crispy, fried, chicken skin?
Halloween costumes that are banned!
Well, I guess I won’t be sewing together any chicken skins.
** American Ninja Warrior
Poll: What will you do with your crispy, fried, chicken skin?**
“Aiiiieeeeee - HAH! yum yum yum yum yum”
**Video of trump sexually humiliating woman on stage
Sorry, that product is no longer available **
“It rubs the BBQ sauce on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.”
** My employer has become self-insured. Do I care?
Going to Lost Wages (Las Vegas)
**
** When is firing full-auto a good tactic?
Mickey Mantle, the fastest ballplayer?**
Catchers learned that if they led him just right, his successful steals dropped dramatically.
** What’s for supper?
Fattening Up Monsters
**
Which monster wants to know?
**Things you find creepy (that probably nobody else does)
obesity and urination**
Yeah, I know they’re perfectly natural but I just can’t help it.
**Before I take my cat back to the shelter
Choose a name for the F-23 military airplane**
How about the F-23 Straycat?
** Harry Reid is a dirty liar
I pit Spectre of Pithecanthropus’ wife
A pox on both their houses.**
Rough day in the Pit.