** My First Halloween And I Have Questions
What’s wrong with my tongue?**
Never start a conversation with …
I spend an hour in a sensory deprivation chamber
Jack Chick has died.
What’s for supper?
CHICKEN! 
** Dealing with violent kids in my daughter’s class
What are your thoughts on vore?**
It could work. Just keep plenty of Tums on hand.
**Thanks Microsoft, anything else you’d like to jam up my ass?
Never been a pasta fan. **
Just hope it’s cooked.
Dead or Alive. Um… He’s dead.
Jack Chick has died.
How to deal with sexist comments from my boss
Trinitite?
**things that only work on tv
Zombie bombs **
Walking Dead, anyone
**Difference between naysayers and someone that helps you grow?
Will a human head sink or float in water?
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Easy, one of their heads floats in water. Don’t ask me how I know.
Thanks Microsoft, anything else you’d like to jam up my ass?
Curvy chairs: anybody find them comfortable?
Your read a parchment scroll–then what do you do?
Nielsen survey
This is the highest-rated apocalypse of eldritch abominations ever!
**What is your “worst birthday” story?
Lost building permit. What now?**
Oh, suck it up; that doesn’t sound so bad.
**You can help Jeremy the Snail Get Laid. Or you can go to the next thread.
Huh: fungus more related to animals than plants. Who knew?**
Well, I guess that opens up the possibilities considerably for Jeremy…
** Thanks Microsoft, anything else you’d like to jam up my ass?
Would you shake Trump’s hand knowing where it has been?**
**Would you shake Trump’s hand knowing where it has been?
He was the focus of many Pit Threads, but now has died
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Professor at Christian college suspended for her outspoken support of Muslims
Stop villainizing people whose political opinions differ from yours.
Like those who support Muslims
Unmarked police cars
Do auto mechanics ever blow themselves up?
“Uh, Sarge, remember that unexploded bomb in the trunk that we meant to dispose of before we took the car in for servicing?”
**Job searching headaches
When (and how often) do you shower?**
I’d say a minimum of twice a week, at least until you find that job.
What’s for supper?
Stranger Things
Like shit on a shingle?
Fun with Google Translate…
Bob Hoover has died at 94.
I think my favorite is وقد توفي بوب هوفر في 94.