** Repealing the 2nd Amendment
when someone steals your money**
Kind of counter-intuitive, doncha think?
Does anybody make money by writing books anymore
when someone steals your money
Vanity publishing is a dirty game.
**If Gay marriage is a right what about this:
Of androids, murder and rape **
That’s a real slippery slope.
**Does anybody make money by writing books anymore
So how does Facebook make money? **
Facebook for Dummies?
What does this provision of the US Constitution mean?
Moaning during sex
Traveling is a pain in the a
How long can you drive with a noisy throw-out bearing?**
If it’s a throw-out bearing, why don’t you throw it out? Too much of a pain?
Britishisms I’ve adopted
Recliner buttons, too lazy for a pole
Hmm…either a crude remark about one’s spouse being uninterested in sex, or a subtle reference to spotted dick? 
Bodybuilders Muscle Mass question
Moving big things with helium balloons
Look! Up in the sky! It’s…Steroid Man!!!
From the “New Posts” page:
When is the last time you ate creamed beef on toast (Shit on a Shingle)?
How are some foods able to give me diarrhea so quickly
There’s your problem. Stop eating shit.
** Moving big things with helium balloons
Queen Elizabeth II and Queen Mother
**
Well, they’re actually that big.
Unless you mean the ship. And the Queen Mother.
**Is it weird/creepy for a 19 year old to date a 17 year old?
Guys: how old a woman is too old ? **
OK, we’re officially into Creepy Territory.
** Deer Hunter: Giddy Mao! What were they saying?
Sas proc sql - null **
Thanks, that sure clears it up. :smack:
**Hey, I Almost Died!
My dog must think I’m stupid**
No, his only concern is that you keep on showing up to feed him.
Janet Reno has died at 78
Hey, I Almost Died!
Quit trying to steal Janet Reno’s thunder!
Moving big things with helium balloons
Unusual sized caskets
And it’s dead weight, too.
**What is the hottest (spicy) thing you have ever eaten?
Chicken Broth **
I am a boring person.
The American Dream is Killing us (?)
Hey, I Almost Died!
** I think a black bear visited last night!
Please list what you think are the most important Natural Rights… **
Not being eaten by a bear is tops for me.
** What do you choose when you go out to eat?
Britishisms I’ve adopted**
Yes, I’ll have the jellied eels and pork faggots, with extra marmite on the side, and spotted dick for dessert.
My Obamacare bill is going from $380 to $550 a month
Sex Ring Removed From Penis With Bolt Cutters, Hacksaw
Healthcare costs are so high because in this country, we have the best damn equipment in the world!!!
And our tools are pretty good, too!!!
Any odd things happen to you that were actually true well then?
Sex Ring Removed from Penis with Bolt Cutters, Hacksaw