** About when will the US Presidential Election result be known?
What Are Dogs at Wynn Lass Vegas Sniffing For?**
Too obvious.
** I never believed they were migraines, but I just had an aura
Well, it finally happened to me
Any odd things happen to you that were actually true well then?**
**I Pit Hillary Clinton
I pit the USA
Underestimating the number of stupid assholes in America
Trump is going to be our next President. I feel sick.
I pit the non-college whites flocking to vote for Trump
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Any other Pit-worthy topics today??
Queen Elizabeth II and Queen Mother
Moaning During Sex
Not together, I hope.
** GQ: Who was the second least qualified U.S. President?
dumb dinosaur question**
The brontosaurus couldn’t get anything done besides eating the Rose Garden. Triceratops mauled the Lincoln Bedroom. Yeah, this is a tough question. 
As if Today Couldn’t Get Any Worse
HOLY CRAP! Spaghetti-O’s are disgusting!
Have you ever met someone whom you got instant good vibes from?
If I was Gay I would totally do…
So, yes, then.
** If I was Gay I would totally do…
Pop/Rock/Alternative covers of showtunes
**
There’s nothing stopping you now, you know.
Separated by 2:
**
“tighter than…” similes
Sex Ring Removed from Penis with Bolt Cutters, Hacksaw**
** Leonard Cohen dead
I got woken up for this?**
I specifically said, “Don’t wake me unless Chuck Berry croaks”. :mad:
** Why is Hillary so loved?
Why is Hillary so Hated?**
:eek::smack::eek::dubious:
** His handlers let Donald have his Twitter back
Incredibly stupid quote of the day**
Yes, we could never have seen that coming.
**Giving weight to the popular vote
Anyone with circulation problems… **
…it’s probably due to your popular vote being overweight.
**Hey, I Almost Died!
Personal reactions to the Presidential election results
Leonard Cohen dead **
Cohen is not even an American
**Poll: What is the likelihood Trump will enact single-payer healthcare?
In general, what should I bring for a hospital stay?**
I’ll take “Bags of Money” for 200, please.
**I don’t think I can say this in the Elections forum
“I’m a Christian first…”**
Correct. Witnessing goes in Great Debates.
What happens to the Trump Organization now?
Donated to PP and ACLU
I doubt they’ll want it.
What are your family history “oddities”?
Sex Ring Removed from Penis with Bolt Cutters, Hacksaw
The family that removes sex rings together, stays together.
**Incredibly stupid quote of the day
“I’m a Christian first…”
**
Semi-lethal injections
Is there a term for a semi automatic AK-47?
**I don’t think I can say this in the Elections forum
Y’know… f*ck leaves
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