A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog vendor on the street.
“Make me one with everything!”
The vendor slips him the dog, and he gives the vendor $20.00
After a few moments of being ignored, the Monk inquires, “Hey, where’s my change?”
And the hot dog vendor replies…
I’ve forgotten. 
Change comes from within
True change comes from within.
We need a Buddhist smiley
Thank you!
Y’all are Gentlemen and Scholars.
Change comes from within.
However beyond that this seems to be the perfect place to unveil my Buddist/hot dog vendor corollary:
Consider wisely: A Buddist monk goes up to hot dog vendor and *though he knows him to be * solely a purveyor of processed meat products, yet he asks him for a double scoop of chocolate.
Get it? Get it??? It’s an ice cream koan!
Q: What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.
Zen what happened?
I feel personally responsible for that, and apologize to the board at large.
What did the Chinese monk say to the Japanese monk?
“That was Zen, this is Dao.”
Brilliant!
But now I have to explain the water sprayed all over my monitor at work!