His name is Stuyguy. His masterful technique of trolling is to post under me with “Mr. Cynical, get back in your box!”
Just as long as you keep remembering who’s on top and who’s the bottom, we’re allright, you lil’ Candirú fish. (for an explanation of “top” and “bottom” please see this thread)
Now go forth, and try to develop yourself into a decent poster, from your current state of wretchedness.
Perhaps a squicking from a blind, syphillitic gibbon with 3 testicles, chronic halitosis and idiopathic colitis brought on by the mere sight of the drivel you’ve been typing lately would assist you in this endeavour.
Anyway, the gist of it is this: Son, you gonna have to do better than that. I believe in you. I really do. Don’t prove me wrong. You CAN be a valuable poster, if you wish hard enough, hope long enough, and remove your head from your rectum long enough to get some oxygen to your poor, starving brain.
Yeah, this should be good…especially since stuyguy basically planned slythe’s vacation in NYC for him a coupla weeks ago…did everything but pick the guy up at the airport and reserve him a box at Shea. Let’s see if the Mods stick up for each other’s brownies.
Not to ruin the fun or anything. But, how many times has he done this. He has posted a number of other times. It seems to me the proper response would be a warning. I noticed two seperate times he stalked Mr. Cynical. Any more Mr.C
Lucky you. Could be considered funny the first time, but.
:/PeeWee Herman voice:: I know you are, but what am I? HA! /:
I liked ‘the your mama response’ too!
Let’s see how he stands up under heat.
:: Breaks out sticks and marshmallows, waiting for the fire :: Rest of you, help yourselves, I brought plenty.
Oh I agree completely. I mean stuyguy is a fucking sparrow dick dead ibex molester. I think you should absolutely deal with him in the pit. But, he seems to be a normal enough guy who just got a stick up his ass one day. Of course you covered that in your OP. Will he come in and fight it out like a true doper?
"Perhaps a squicking from a blind, syphillitic gibbon with 3 testicles, chronic halitosis and idiopathic colitis brought on by the mere sight of the drivel you’ve been typing lately would assist you in this endeavour. "
Does anyone else think this rates a ten?
Pet trolls are so much fun aren’t they? I had to kill mine off a while back, she had turned into a truly vicious stalker so I had to dispatch the bitch with extreme prejudice. She is still out there somewhere, a mere shadow of her former self.
Either I’ve just been whooshed or Eve thinks stuyguy is my sock puppet or Eve’s just trying to hijack a regular Pit thread into ANOTHER spanking discussion…
Well! Dig this! He’s picked up a kindred spirit in Mark Serlin! Fittingly.
I would call him a putz, but he doesn’t deserve a wallyesque putdown.
This, folks, is the bane of the SDMB. If the guy had something useful to say, or was even capable of a coherent flame, I would be laughing. Instead, I’m sad.
