Ever seen the movie Inner Space?
Downgraded to a tropical squall.
If you actually want to know…
There are a couple of ways to do it without a needle or a scalpel. Local anesthetic can be injected using a kind of an air gun (had this done on my own vasectomy, actually) in multiple ‘pops’. You do have to get into the scrotum eventually, so a small hole or holes can be made using either an electrocautery on the ‘cut’ setting, or just by punching a hole with a sharpish hemostat. The vas deferens can be cut and tied, or cut and clipped, or clipped and not cut, as the urologist prefers. If entry is made with a hemostat puncture or a small enough electrocautery incision, the wound can just be closed with a bit of glue and/or skin tape, so no stitches to take out.
They call it the “housebrick method”. Surely no further explanation is necessary.
You know, I think a scalpel sounds better. :eek:
Gelded or Steered.
Why couldn’t I have known better than to open the spoiler box? Why? Why?
I’ve Had a Vasectomy. I Am
I’ve had Vasectomy I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She’s been married seven times before
And every one has vasectomy
All had a cut willy or a sam
I’m her eighth old man with vasectomy
Vasectomy the Eighth I am, I am
Vasectomy the Eighth I am!
I can’t remember what book it was, but a character in that book was written to pronounce “sterile” as rhyming with “pearl” – something like “stirl.”
That’s how I describe myself (not that I’m asked that often about my reproductive capability): stirl.
I am like a navel orange: All juice and no seeds.
Considering one who suffers a frontal lobotomy has been lobotomized, I would say vasectomized is the answer OP is looking for.
I’ve Had a Vasectomy. I Am:
Go stand in the corner and be ashamed.