Fine! If that’s the fucking way you all feel about me, you can kiss my ass. I am never posting here again! Ever! Fuck you APB! You guys are all shit wrapped in skin anyway. Who needs ya!!! I’m outta here. I have had it with this fucking place and all you bastards. You know who you are. I am leaving now… forever. No more SDMB for me. Are you happy now? Is that what you fucking wanted? I am sorry that I am not always as knowledgable about things and my typing skills suck. But fuck you! I could beat you ass IRL! I will leave you all to your loser, dateless, meaningless lives and go to a real party, not a thread party. So long SUCKERS!!!
And why the fuck did you have to bring my monkey into this? What the hell did he ever do to you? Assholes… I’m outta here.
WTF? 
You all DO know that APB was not flaming anyone in particular, right? It was all just a joke?
You, sir, are a Janet Reno-fucking, rabid wombat-felching, wormridden corpse-munging genius.
I know who this is about. But I’m not saying. I don’t want to bust the trust!
Whew. At least it ain’t me.
Should I bring donuts or a bottle of mazola this time? Maybe a nice bowl of potato salad?
Well, that eliminates me.
Whew! I didn’t know who was hosting the orgy/feast this week, either. Must’ve been lost in the mail. Please re-send it to:
www.notAPB’starget-thankgod.com
Wow. For a minute there I thought it was me. Then APB9999 said something about a job…
Well, SPOOFE, he can’t mean me, because I’m too damn lazy at work to bother carrying a crayon around in my monkey paw.
Well, dammit, I stand corrected. I guess I haven’t a freakin’ idea who the OP may be referring to.
Y’know, I usually haven’t a freakin’ idea about a lot of stuff…
What I DO know is that Daniel better be wrong. I am getting really pissed at the “flaming for no sake at all” threads that have popped up in the last few months. It desecrates this Pit . . . and generally pisses me the fuck off !!!
So APB . . . say it ain’t so !
Well I’ve jsut posted about my job but not until yesterday.
I guess that sorta counts me out but I’m still a little paranoid. 
Speaking of which, will somebody else please, please, please remember to bring more butter this week? Last time we ran out way before we even sat down to the table. Either that, or we eat first from now on.
I’m sorry, that was my fault. There was a sale on “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”, and I bought fifty pounds of that instead, but when I showed up, Byz told me that it wasn’t good enough and threw it all out (and then she walloped me good).
So when it’s my turn again, I know to show up with REAL butter.
Oh, and by the way… I think manacle number 4 is getting a tad worn. We should call maintenance and have them fix it.
Monster104, that lazy crack made me giggle like a maniac.
–Tim
Hey, wait, I didn’t hear about any weekly…oh. I get it. 
And here I thought I did a good job in the Eve’s Date thread. <sniff> I’ll NEVER be a good bit player!!<sob>
Wait…job? Whew, can’t possibly be me now. Hey, send me an invite to the orgy, APB. I’ll wear my chauffer hat. Or however the hell you spell it.
** APB **, you are a tricky one. Did everyone notice how he got the guilty parties to spill the beans? That’s right, * parties *- plural. Suckers. Did you really think 9999 was going to tell you who they were?! Hell no. That’s the point, you see. Force their hand. Make them justify their existance. We spoke of this a few weeks ago, just before the butterscotch-gin slide collapsed. Remember? I was the guy in the goggles with the sock. Anyway, good job APB, and the rest of you, don’t forget to bring a covered dish, dessert or plastic sheeting (your choice).