Didn’t you know? The muffins are perfectly normal muffins, but the blueberries are actually IndigoBerries[sup]TM[/sup], a product of Global Chemical Industries, maker of Happy Fun Ball[sup]TM[/sup].
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Yea, but I am not quite as spirited as others in my appreciation for the film.
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I grew up with Star Trek more so than Star Wars, so I am naturally inclined towards Star Trek, especially when it comes to TNG.
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Toilet paper? (I keed…)
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I believe both exist.
Sounds like a match to me.
Welcome!
Thanks all for the warm welcome! Also, thanks to hats for the lovely IKEA furniture!
Mmmmm. Particle board.
You’ll do, and although your waffling on question 4 is a bit suspect, you did come up with a creative answer.
You may proceed…down that hall, to the left. To the left! The left, I said! Oh, dear…I better stop tdn…
Mmmm. I like my waffles how I like my beers - Belgian.
Good answer!
And how did you guess what was in the milkshake?
If you enjoy our Cafe forum, you seem okay with the Star Trek:TNG crowd. How about the comic book and Whedon crowd?
Oh, and by your username I assume you’re not a hot chick. If you were though I’d pay for your subscription. Not a question, just an open suggestion to hot chicks lurking. 
This is a much bigger deal for you than any of us thought it was.

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I am so very glad that I’ve been here longer than the Questions That Start Warfare and never had any type of doings with a goat.
Heck, this is the internet half of us don’t wear pants.
Then be careful around the squid and for heaven’s sake, don’t let the goat see you. You know what happened last time.
Welcome new doper to this place of mirth
where learning resides in hallowed grounds
whose community is always ready
to give a helping hand to the less smart
On this site you will find your nits picked
And beware the trolls who like BBQ
Are you ready now for the goat and squid
Because they are ready for you, come come!
I cannot belive no one has asked Patrick Wilson the most important question of all:
Chocolate: milk, dark, or white (and be careful how you answer, boyo ;))
I know we aren’t supposed to talk about the goat but those are the things that the goat likes best as well.
Archer is best forgotten. Which is good, because you seem to have forgotten him.
grabs Patrick Wilson, hauls up by collar, snogs excessively for about five minutes
There we go. Welcome to the boards, etc., etc., excuse me, the squid has escaped again…
runs out
Kythereia! You may want to be a little more careful around the squid… she’s been eating the blueberry muffins again.
Don’t let the goatsee what?
ETA: Oops, did I run those two words together?
Just so long as you don’t invite me to the Lemon Party…
shudder