Jack and Jill

I don’t get it. Huh?

Mario and Luigi are characters in the Mario Brothers video game.

Thanks for clearing that up for me! I’ve never played a video game, so there’s no way I could have known that. Sorry for the hijack!

I have a friend who’s name is Ali. His older brother is named Muhammed.

Jack is nimble,
Jack is quick,
But Jill prefers
The candlestick.

I think that’s because of the “quick” part.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jill fell down and tore her gown
And Jack said let’s make a daughter!

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To make the
two backed beast

Jill pulled his pud
Cuz Jack’s a stud
They fucked from
west to east

They made a kind
Of sixrty nine
And each sucked
the other dry

Jack videoed
The whole sick show
Because Jack’s
That kind of guy!

don’t fall into the trap of seeing an advertisment for a jack and Jill Party and thinking it’s for you.

Jill? Jack? Meet Jill Jack.

My name is Mac, and I go out of my way to avoid anyone named Donald.