My name is Jill and I’d like to confess that I have a friend named Jack. You can proceed to make all the jokes and comments you wish to.
Do you live near a hill?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water…
Lord knows what they did up there, 'cause they came down with a daughter
:snicker::snicker:
I have always wondered, what caused the fall?
If he turns you over, we’ll have PUPPIES!
So together you’re a dollar bill? (Or a pound bill, I guess.)
No, because this is the flat, flat prairie.
(Although, oddly, Jack actually lives on a hill.)
Explain this, please. I am completely lost…
[Andrew Dice Clay]
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with $2.50. OH!
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I don’t know but I smell a lawsuit…
The party of the first part (aka Jack) is alleging that the party of the second part (aka Jill) tricked him into traversing a hill in order to collect H2o in a vessel. A reasonable man would have deduced that the party of the second part had an alterior motive for climbing the hill due to the fact that the party of the second part could have readily gone to the cold housing unit (aka refrigerator) for a bottle of water rather than messing with a hike and a pail.
My name is Ken. But I don’t have any friends named Barbie. Thank og.
Jack fell down and broke his crown?
I’ve always wondered if this was really his head and since head did not rhyme well with down was just called his crown? And if he was so crazy about Jill, why she wasn’t wearing the crown?
I think this relationship is headed no pun intended for trouble.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a litle fun.
Silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
I have a friend named Luigi. (He goes by Kevin) He has a friend named Mario. HEHEHEHE
Hmmmm…any history of head trauma we shoudl know about?
Now you just need to find another Jack and start performing at a Best Western in Kansas City.
Jack and Jill went up the Hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his leg
And now he walks upon a peg.
Jack and Jill went up the Hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his head
And that is why poor Jack is dead.
Jack and Jill went up the Hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his nose
And now he wears a water hose.
Jack and Jill went up the Hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his arm
But that really did Jack no harm.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell upon Jill with a large kitchen knife
Plunging it deep into her abdomen
When she tried to scream
He cut her throat so deeply
That he nearly severed her head
He threw her corpse into the well
And drinks water from it daily