Holly: “God is love, and he loves us witches!”
Our Stalwart Hero: “No, you lose!”
Thanks for the clarification. God == hate. Check.
Our Stalwart Hero: “Tell me, Samantha … how did you and Holly get into the craft?”
Samantha: “Through the Harry Potter books!”
Gotcha. Children’s books of fantasy == bad. I’ll jus’ extrapolate that to Narnia and Middle-Earth as well … ok, CS Lewis and Tolkien are the work of the devil. We’ll just ignore their religious backgrounds, then.
Our Stalwart Hero: “Samatha, the Potter books open a doorway that will put untold millions of kids into hell.”
Samantha: "Uncle Bob, you don’t know the half of it … Holly’s dad is a preacher … and he likes the Harry Potter stories. Hey … what about all the occultic junk in my room? Should I destroy it?
Our Stalwart Hero: “Absolutely!”
lno: “I’ve got some gasoline and my Hitler Youth armband. Bookburning, here we come!”
Our Stalwart Hero: “Samantha, you need a Bible to read every day … a King James Bible. It’s the only English version Satan hasn’t messed with.”
Except for the misprint in the 1631 version (“the Wicked Bible”) which had Exodus 20:14 reading as “Thou shalt commit adultery”. So … Chickie boy … help me out here. Hand of God, sure, KJV version unadulterated by Satan, sure … but what if my copy tells me to commit adultery? I … I GUESS it’s okay … I mean, you TOLD me the KJV was perfect …