Jade Helm 15 caused 9/11
Jade Helm 15 softens hands while you do the dishes.
“…You know you’re soaking in it…”
As I understand it, it’s a stool softener, and you won’t like the extra steps involved in softening your hands, too.
Jade Helm 15 is a stool softener…?
…and I knew when Jade Helm 15 started & stopped.
You mean I could have bought PG stock, waited until all those Texans soiled their shorts, and cleaned up on all the extra bleach sales? :smack:
A stool softener? I thought it was causing all those Texans to shit bricks…
It’s a stool softener so the US can prepare to shit out Texas, which is not conveniently shaped for comfortable elimination.
You mean Texas is now part of the US? Aw shit, you know they’ll fuck everything up, like sending us semi-evolved apes as presidential nominees and electing attorneys general with really punchable faces
Well, Texas IS the shitty asshole of the US
Loose lips sink ships dude, its the warm up to the invasion of syria where we depose assad, kick russia to the curb, end the migration at its source, by blowing up every floatable in the area. All we need now is a surplus of military age syrian males, to provide the occupation force, at a kings ransom of pay.
easy peasy
Declan
Why do you hat floatables so much?
I, for one, welcome our new American overlords.
Mark my words: The American colossus will not be satisfied with Texas. Nuevo México and Alta California; Russian America; even the distant islands of Hawaiʻi in the Pacific Ocean–the American imperialists are on the march, and they will not be satisfied until their empire stretches from Washington, D.C., all the way to the Arctic Circle and halfway to Asia!
And screw up our school textbooks…
It is an entirely benign occupation, just until such time as the natives can show they are ready for self-government.
None too soon. During the U.S. military’s Jade Helm, fiber optic cables have been cut and blamed on vandals, there have been mysterious power outages accompanied by flying manhole covers, etc. The Army even redirected the remnants of Hurricane Dolores to stress test their soldiers. (For you skeptics, it is a fact that the U.S. military can redirect hurricanes: it was on Discovery Channel; you can look it up.)
This was all gleaned from the linked 12-minute video; indeed from just a few ten-second random excerpts of that video – I found the truth about Jade Helm to be so disheartening I couldn’t listen to it all.
“The Army even redirected the remnants of Hurricane Dolores”
My goodness, are people still HAARPing on that?
I’ve spent too much time on the internet. I can’t tell who’s being sarcastic here any more.