Jade Helm 15 Ends - Texas now annexed by the U.S.

Jade Helm 15, the military operations by US forces, ends tomorrow in various southern and southwestern states. Texas has been subsumed into the United States by this UNDERCOVER operation and no-one is talking about it!

Why have the news cites stopped siting the PATRIOTS and GOVERNOR Abbott about this operation to homeland Eradictate local Militia? Where do the Various Candidates Stand on This illegal grab for power on they’re Watch?

i for one am so frustrated at the news media for no teven coverng these events their even getting to Alex Jones since he’s not talking about it any more ether

I seem to have heard that the evil scheme to absorb Texas into the United States was thwarted by those stalwart volunteers in camos and XXL t-shirts who nobly donated their time, pickup trucks and shotguns in an effort to keep an eye on the nefarious (but somehow heroic) military.

Hello 1845.

It’s because Confederate flags in Texas have fringe on them.

The lunatic fringe?

spit all over monitor…thanks.

Pickup trucks? But, they had so many options

Whaaaaa? Somebody help a brother out. DaFuq is this about?

Just as long as everybody is distracted enough by JADE HELM that they never notice the real secret operation to kick Texas out of the union so we don’t have to bother with them anymore, it’s a success.

Jade Helm conspiracy theories.

What sneaky thing was done to Florida while all these shenanagins were going on in Texas?

It was cut loose and will slowly drift out to sea.

Thats pretty bad. AFAIC hoverounds are not seaworthy…

The government’s arch-nemesis, Florida Man, is now safely incarcerated in a black site where he will never again be free to wreak his unique brand of havoc upon the Sunshine State.

That put a bizarre image into my head of thousands of old-people scooters with pontoons being chased by Rover from The Prisoner.

Did the PATRIOTS under-inflate Texas? :eek:

That and [del]cockroaches[/del] Palmetto bugs have 6 legs for swimming…

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That is just what they want you to believe.

the bank wont even let me exhcange my dollars for ameros :mad:

What, again?