JDate horror story (not mine) complete with e-mails and voicemails

Darren and Joanne meet on JDate and decide to go out. Joanne offers to split the bill, but Darren declines. For whatever reason, Joanne doesn’t go out with Darren again. Darren decides he is going to make Joanne reimburse him for her share of the dinner bill, even going as far to threaten to call her employer and sue her for the $50.

Can’t make this stuff up. The voice mails are hysterical. Darren is oblivious to the fact that his conduct is inappropriate.

That was hilarious, amazing, and sad all at once. WOW. I read J-Date revoked his membership for his conduct.

That player got played by a 50 dollar ho. If your keeping your 50 dollar meal its a deposit. If the ho be moving on, the player needs his deposit back.

I feel like I want to read more terrible stories just like that one. Where can I do this, people?

JDate=Jewish dating site. Penny-pinching litigious douchebag=Jewish stereotype. I call anti-semitism! :wink:

There are J-things where the J doesn’t stand for Japanese? :slight_smile:

This is very old stuff: Reddit - Dive into anything

ETA: Oops, it’s even older, an urban legend of sorts. How not to JDate – raincoaster

Just adding the Snopes take: Man Invoices Date | Snopes.com

I don’t think it’s fake, especially with the NYJ accent. I can see this happening, and I found it especially funny because I know someone who tried to sue one of her JDates.

Try My Very Worst Date