I read somewhere recently that J.A. is talking anonymously to people on MBs with a view to finding a new S.O.
Well let me set your mind at rest J A.
I AM available,at no notice if need be and YES I am prepared to wear a bag over my head whenever I’m with you if thats part of the deal.
Listen to me Jen I can change Jen!
I’ll clean my act up,I’ll give up the booze and the one night stands another crazy day,christ I’m starting to go into Baker Street.
I’d recommend two bags - one on your head in case her bag falls off.
Jen might cast a more favourable eye in your direction if you spell her surname correctly 
Well you certainly mangetout have my respect,not too mention my envy!
You must hang out with some exceedingly fit women.
Personally I’d die a happy man if I could just have a quicky with J.A.but then again I’m just an old romantic.
OTOH it could be like that Seinfeld episode where George buys a car that belonged to John Voight, thinking it belonged to Jon Voight.
Yes she is, and Bill Gates will send you to Disneyworld for forwarding this email.
You mean…the story might have been…made …up?
Just last weekend my family and I went to a resort that had three big indoor waterparks. I happened to see one woman fairly frequently, and every time I’d see her, during the first second, I could swear that I was looking at Jennifer Aniston. The resemblence was uncanny - the face, the hair, and especially the facial expressions. At one point I mentioned her to my wife, who casually turned to look, and said “Oh my gosh, it does look like her!”
Obviously, J.A. is crusing waterparks as well as MBs.
If you are wondering which one of us is really Jennifer Aniston/Anniston/Anuston/Aniseseed, it isn’t me.
I am not Jennifer.
Ah yes but you would say that wouldn’t you?
You mean she hasn’t killed herself yet? 
No, I’m not Jennifer!
I am Spartacus!
wrong movie
This pisses me off like you wouldn’t believe. She’s totally cramping my style here.
Sincerely,
Brad Pitt, incognito
Brad if I cant have Jen her self can I have one of your left overs ?
Please Please!Anyone will do,I’ll give them a good home I promise.