Oh, put that down! You never know where it’s been!
That’s because you and Giraffe have people so scared they daren’t be nasty. I don’t know which is worse, a tonguing from Giraffe or you.
Oh ladle ladle ladle
It’s shinier than glass
I get a tube of KY
And stick it in…
Never mind.
Of course Canada has a government. Queen Elizabeth II is the prime minister. Don’t you know anything?
A girl minister…
NOW I’ve heard of everything!
“That was my knife.”

(See sig.)
Hey-ever had a near death experience?
BTW, what was the one that finally got him banned? That was so long ago, I’ve forgotten.
“And you’re once, twice, three times a ladle…”
::: flees ::::
Basically he was banned for continually posting thinly disguised rants in GQ. This one seems to have been the last straw.
Why Doesn’t the Media Report ON CLinton Pardoning Terrorist?
Was there really an OTP obsessed with Engelbert Humperdink? I’m trying to imagine that and failing.
Oh, that’s right!
Freddy the Pig, yep. Her name was deeward. She was a total nutcase.
They elected a boat?
I mean it’s a nice boat, er ship, well traveled, good people skills and all, but does it really have the experience to be PM?
CMC fnord!
What can I say…they’re Canadian.
Says the guy with G.W. Bush as president. 
(I never knew why Wildest Bill got kicked out. He was here posting all cock-eyed and hilarious one day, and gone the next.)
WB, I think, actually got me to unlurk, because he said something horribly stupid.
I had never heard of deeward before this, but out of curiosity searched for her threads. Really, her insistence re: the genius that is Englebert Humperdink made my lunch hour just that much brighter. 
Humperdink, Humperdink, Humperdink!
wow, I never thought of it that way, he was a membership draw?