You win the internet today, my friend.
AP is saying Falwell denies resigning.
True story, I used to be Jimmy Swaggart’s pool boy, sort of. His maintenance man would regularly bring a sample of water in from his home pool to the swimming pool supply store where I worked part-time as a teenager, and I would test run several tests of the water quality.
This drama had me remembering a Politico article from almost exactly a year ago about the power that Falwell has over Liberty and the forces inside that were trying to remove him. I think this is a continuation of the same battle
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2019/09/09/jerry-falwell-liberty-university-loans-227914
The WP link cites a university official. Sounds like he may have been “retired”–as in they said they’d get rid of him if he didn’t quit.
I was great when it all began
I was a regular hotwife fan
But it was over when they had the plan
To make Trump the head Republican
Now all that’s left since I got caught
Is to sail off in my party yacht
Rose tint my world
Keep me safe from my trouble and pain
I’m amazed that with all that’s come out that 1. he’s got the balls to be planning on coming back and 2. the trustees can’t throw his ass out on the street.
I’m just making Fallwell a cuckold,
Becky’s beautiful, to behold,
But somebody should be told,
My libido isn’t cheaply sold,
Now the only thing I’ve come to trust,
Is an orgasmic milfy butt,
Creampie his wife and felch away his trouble and pain…
The third verse is sung by Mike Pence, with the lyrics unchanged.
God fucking damnit, that’s brilliant.
“Maybe they’ll let him stay and watch from the corner while someone else runs the university.”
Better:
“Maybe they’ll let him stay and watch from the corner while someone else fucks the university.”
The FB meme I’m seeing has a photo of Falwell, and of the pool boy cleaning the pool. The writing says:
“He layeth me beside pool water
His rod and staff comfort me”
(Stolen from twitter) -
Falwell would comment, but he’s not at Liberty to discuss any details.
Every so often, I wonder if I’m a good person. And then I find myself giggling like an idiot at a story like this and realize that I’m pettier than I wish I were and that I still need a lot of personal growth.
And I will work on that as soon as I’m done giggling.
Why, oh, why would you feel bad about that?
“Hey, Donald, whose party is this?”
“MY MY MY M-M-MY-MY-MY, MY-MY-MY-MY, MY-M-MY…”
Hah!!
So Giancarlo Stanton wasn’t the only Giancarlo swingin his stick in Miami.
Not sure what to make of this, but …
BIDEN HARRIS is an acronym of SHARIN’ BRIDE