Jerry Falwell is a cuck and was blackmailed into supporting Trump

[kayaker]

@bobot

NM
Rescinded because I’m an honorable man

Cite?

[not_what_you_d_expect]

I’ll vouch for him.

[Ludovic]

And Jerry Lamon Falwell

is an anagram of

Fly on wall: majr leer

[Akaj]

@Ludovic

Jerry Lamon Falwell

@Ludovic

And Jerry Lamon Falwell

is an anagram of

Fly on wall: majr leer

Also: Wafer Man Jellyroll

No idea what it means, but maybe it can be the new “Santorum.”

[running_coach]

This is hilarious.

Jerry Falwell Jr reportedly resigns from Liberty University

“pressure from self-righteous people”
Pot, meet the fucking kettle that is you.

[smithsb]

@running_coach

I’m amazed that with all that’s come out that 1. he’s got the balls to be planning on coming back and 2. the trustees can’t throw his ass out on the street.

It’s the DumpsterFire stance. He’ll sue, he’ll stamp his feet, he’ll deny, he’ll call it (I donno) Deep State, Clinton did it too, socialists!

[Slow_Moving_Vehicle]

It gets better. Liberty University released a scheduled tweet asking students which courses they were looking forward to in the fall semester.

Nonreligious Questions

As the Patheos.com article notes, the responses are brilliant.

[running_coach]

You mean Liberty U. was too stupid to ask that question in a manner restricted to the students?
Wow.

[Slow_Moving_Vehicle]

And this surprises you?

[running_coach]

Yeah. I would think any university would have some sort of internal messaging set up that’s not accessible to the general public.

[joebuck20]

Unfortunately, it looks like that tweet’s been taken down. I saw it last night while it was still up, and the responses were glorious.

[Slow_Moving_Vehicle]

Fortunately, Hemant Mehta at the Friendly Atheist caught it and preserved it in all its glory.

[Buck_Godot]

Note to Falwell: I’m not sure that sexual arousal counts as an emotional toll.

[Jophiel]

Falwell can move on to become president of Libertine University.

[Tim_T-Bonham.net]

@ataraxy22

True story, I used to be Jimmy Swaggart’s pool boy, sort of. His maintenance man would regularly bring a sample of water in from his home pool to the swimming pool supply store where I worked part-time as a teenager, and I would test run several tests of the water quality.

So rather than paying for a regular pool-testing service, thid grifter would bring samples in, and have you run the free sample tests for him. Just what I’d expect from such an evangelist!

[Railer13]

@Akaj

@Ludovic

Jerry Lamon Falwell

@Ludovic

And Jerry Lamon Falwell

is an anagram of

Fly on wall: majr leer

Also: Wafer Man Jellyroll

No idea what it means, but maybe it can be the new “Santorum.”

Also: Fallen Jolly Warmer

[Akaj]

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[Snowboarder_Bo]

Now he’s resigned.

Falwell says he's resigned from Liberty University

He’s still blaming his wife:

“That’s the only reason I resigned: because I don’t want something my wife did to harm the school I’ve spent my whole life building,” he said in a phone interview. “I never broke a single rule that applies to staff members at Liberty, which I was. So I want everybody to know that.”

The university confirmed in a statement that its board had accepted Falwell’s resignation as president, chancellor and board member. All were effective immediately, the statement said.

And she’s going along with it:

Becki Falwell also spoke with the AP on Tuesday, saying she and her husband are “more in love than ever.”

“We have the strongest relationship and Jerry is the most forgiving person I’ve ever met,” she said. “It’s a shame that Christians can’t give us the same forgiveness that Christ gave us.”

[Slow_Moving_Vehicle]

@Snowboarder_Bo

Now he’s resigned.
Falwell says he's resigned from Liberty University | AP News
He’s still blaming his wife:

“That’s the only reason I resigned: because I don’t want something my wife did to harm the school I’ve spent my whole life building,” he said in a phone interview. “I never broke a single rule that applies to staff members at Liberty, which I was. So I want everybody to know that.”

The university confirmed in a statement that its board had accepted Falwell’s resignation as president, chancellor and board member. All were effective immediately, the statement said.

And she’s going along with it:

Becki Falwell also spoke with the AP on Tuesday, saying she and her husband are “more in love than ever.”

“We have the strongest relationship and Jerry is the most forgiving person I’ve ever met,” she said. “It’s a shame that Christians can’t give us the same forgiveness that Christ gave us.”

Ordinarily, I wouldn’t suggest that a private nude photo of a woman be published without her consent, but now I really want to see the picture of Becki naked-Skyping with the poolboy with Jerry the Perv peeking around a door, just to prove that he’s a lying shitweasel. Maybe with pixelization to hide her naughty bits.

[Ludovic]

Raj ‘n’ me wyf. Real loll!