"Jesus Is My Nigga" - Pastor's rap video

Please tell me this is not real.
If it’s on the level then the stupid has truly gotten out of control.
This just has to be a joke. Right?!?!?

We have to close the religious rap gap between us and Japan somehow!

See what happens when the Pope resigns? ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!!!

This is both too over-the-top ridiculous to be real and too accurately acted and earnest to be a joke. Someone give the straight dope on this thing!

This is the YouTube page for the account that originally uploaded the video.

[From WebProNews:

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So, the website of the church is launched on the very day the video is uploaded- and the launch of the website annouces that the church has been closed for 9 years? Yeah, I’ll call this one a fake.

Funny.
But fake.

That is some knee-slappin’ fun. I almost converted.

Jesus be my bitch. Yo, Jesus, get me a beer. And heal my leprosy!

To me, it looks pretty clearly like a joke. It’s just too self-consciously unhip, and, c’mon, the “Notorious Big” line seems to be an obvious joke.

All the gold in that video, and THAT was the line you focused on? :smiley:

On first viewing something kept telling me it had to be a put on. The problem is, over the last few years there have been a number of things that at first struck me as not possibly being serious that in the end were. (A presidential candidate with the last name of Cain seems a good example of what I’m talking about.) It kinda keeps a person off balance, if you know what I mean.

Watching it in the clear light of day I find watching the white haired fellow in the background should have been an immediate tip off.

And the wife of the pastor “turning the other cheek”.

But it still is comedy gold. :smiley:

Definitely Poe’s Law material. It’s so over the top that it’s actually plausible that it might be real, but then, it’s so over the top that it must be a parody. We may never know.

Even the Irish have a Hard Core Rapping Father “Who’s in the House - G’s in da house”

if you want to see Father Brian preaching… watch it here

Doesn’t everyone have the classic Gangsta God album “As Kosher As They Wanna Be” by Two Live Jews?

Those two would be the super-obvious ones. I picked out the “Notorious Big” line because, I dunno, it just screams out to me somebody trying to sneak a joke he thinks is clever into the lyrics. It’s just trying a little hard lyrically there to be “Out of Touch.” There is no way this isn’t parody.

Especially if we don’t read Post #5.

I dunno, I still think Herman Cain might be a long-term parody persona. He’s made too much money off of it to back out now.

I’m converted.

Machine Uterus, All Along the Uterus, If I had a Uterus Launcher…

This screams Tim & Eric.

tdn, do you know edithdebunker?

Not so! Its funny and watchable.