Jesus joins Twitter

Cafe Society
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I’m back, and thank you all for the second homecoming. I hope the welcoming committee gives me a better farewell party than the last one, that truly was not what I was expecting people, I don’t care what plans my father had for me! That really hurt. I mean really, really hurt!

Oh, and save the planet and peace out….

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WWJT - What Would Jesus Tweet?

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@Pilate Ima let you finis but my Dad r0kz0rs

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win.

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@Masses: party @ my plce - byo bread & sushi

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I can’t remember who it was, but there was something similar to this recently. If not Jesus, some other famous dead person.

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I couldn’t find the one I thought I saw, but here’s a couple.

Here’s a Christian one.

And here’s a [URL=“http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_16_20-websites-from-before-internet-was-invented_p5”]screenshot of his Facebook page

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OMM (Oh My Me?)
OMD (Oh My Dad?)

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Left, Chi-go > NOLA

Jesus just left Chicago and he’s bound for New Orleans