The Jesus towel is lacking a crucial element which is present in all authentic miraculous relics: It isn’t for sale on ebay. Remember Cheesus Christ? http://www.outletradio.com/grantham/archives/cheesuschrist.jpg
I’ve got a bargain for you: Miraculous Easter Bunny-shaped Buffalo Wing:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Jesus-Virgin-Mary-Image-Easter-Better-Than-Cheesus_W0QQitemZ260172396614QQihZ016QQcategoryZ13768QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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I can’t decide whether this is Jesus or South Carolina:
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It’s the MPAA rating of the last video I watched.
[QUOTE=lobstermobster]
At least she wasn’t eaten by godless pagans.
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Excuse me, could I get some milk…this things a little dry.
[QUOTE=asterion]
I love the way the OP wrote it, though.
Jesus-Man, Jesus-Man, Does whatever a deity can,
Takes your sins, any size,
Appears on items of many kinds,
Look out!
Here comes the Jesus-Man!
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I thought it was a reference to Chicken Man, from the Dick Orkin radio shorts.
WTF makes all these people think that the image they see is Jesus and not…for example, Charles Manson ?
Someone once emailed me a picture of the World Trade Center Jesus (the one in the smoke cloud) and I would’ve bet the farm it was Bob Marley.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
Yeah, it is, but I think the dog is just talking out of its ass, personally.
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That’s just a cheap trick. I know for a fact the dog is a ventriloquist.
[QUOTE=SmokinMom]
Someone once emailed me a picture of the World Trade Center Jesus (the one in the smoke cloud) and I would’ve bet the farm it was Bob Marley.
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Funny, at the time, it was often claimed to be Nostradamus, who of course predicted the disaster in one of his quatrains. Or not.
That’s not Jesus, it’s Bob Dylan
My Labrador retriever Bessie is a dead ringer for Mother Teresa.
Acts like her too, at least based on only chasing that stray cat up a tree and not eating it last week.
Hey, with books about Labs and Mother Teresa having made the N.Y. Times bestseller list, a book by a Lab that looks like Mother Teresa is a sure-fire top seller! She’ll have to dictate it to me though, her nails are too long for the computer keyboard.
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Looks more like Wilford Brimley to me.
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Nun “don’t call me Mother Theresa” Bun
http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_018155812/xl
[QUOTE=lobstermobster]
Nun “don’t call me Mother Theresa” Bun
http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_018155812/xl
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I don’t see Mother T. I only see a fetal goat in a cinnalicious uterus.
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I thought it was a reference to Chicken Man, from the Dick Orkin radio shorts.
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Dingdingding We have a winner! 
We got one! Just around the corner from our house, too. People flocked to it, poured their eyes out in praise of. Hallelujah!
Less Divine Baby Jayzuz and more H.R. Puff n Stuff http://www.flickr.com/photos/drkoontz/141575373/in/set-72057594127307298/
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Nun “don’t call me Mother Theresa” Bun
http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_018155812/xl
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That’s supposed to be Mother Theresa? or the BVM? or what? I see a smooshed sticky bun. It looks stale and unappetizing, too.
Looks like a reversed Leonardo da Vinci to me.
[QUOTE=SpazCat]
Looks like a reversed Leonardo da Vinci to me.
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Damn edit window expiration.
Leonardo on the towel, I mean. The Nun Bun looks like a hermit crab.
[QUOTE=Kalhoun]
Less Divine Baby Jayzuz and more H.R. Puff n Stuff http://www.flickr.com/photos/drkoontz/141575373/in/set-72057594127307298/
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I don’t know what is going on at that link, but I found it disturbing yet mesmerizing. The female Stormtrooper with bare midriff is milliseconds away from becoming bad slash-fic, but as a long time Vader I have to admit that I felt a disturbance in the force and nearly activated my lightsabre. I approve of Audrey Hepburn, Jessica Alba, and to a lesser extent Kari Byron… but the bottomless WoW elf is a bit off. Does this deranged collection belong to you?
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I don’t know what is going on at that link, but I found it disturbing yet mesmerizing. The female Stormtrooper with bare midriff is milliseconds away from becoming bad slash-fic, but as a long time Vader I have to admit that I felt a disturbance in the force and nearly activated my lightsabre. I approve of Audrey Hepburn, Jessica Alba, and to a lesser extent Kari Byron… but the bottomless WoW elf is a bit off. Does this deranged collection belong to you?
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Not only do I not own it, but I checked again…twice…and I still see H.R. Puff n Stuff. Whatever you’re smokin’…I want some.
