Across from the local wal-mart, there is an undeveloped lot with a large “for sale” sign on it. Underneath this sign, a woman had placed two large pieces of cardboard with this written in sharpie.
What made this slightly more ridiculous was that the woman who had apparently written the sign was there, peeking above the sign and scowling at people who drove by.
That would take too many condoms. I’m looking at a clown balloon. My measuring tape reveals it to be 11.5" long by 3/8 wide. A condom just doesn’t have the write aspect ratio. Twists would also be dificult as rather than pinching a small section back down to 3/8, you’d have sections about an inch across. In balloon art, it’s necessary for sections to exert pressure on each other. You’d have to tie off sections of condom, and the knots would space the bubbles too far apart. You could use more than one condom. But, this quickly becomes an expensive joke. Clown balloons OTOH cost roughly six cents per.
Plus, your hands (and either your mouth or your pump) would smell like lubricant and spermicide.
I say just go with either a single finger cot, or a finger cut from a surgical glove. Pour in some softboiled egg white and some salt, inflate and tie off.
So if I don’t cease all fornication and homosexuality, then Jesus will carry on with his in perpetuity? Jesus is in some big bisexual celestial clusterfuck, somewhere?
What made this slightly more ridiculous was that the woman who had apparently written the sign was there, peeking above the sign and scowling at people who drove by.