That is if you are a customer of Comcast in the Atlanta area and Jesus Montoya is the technician sent on a dispatch call to your house. Our cable (and by extension cable modem) had been having serious issues recently which hampered my somewhat limited free time. Our TV would randomly swing from a nice, clear picture to looking like scrambled porn. And not the good kind of scrambled porn in the late 90’s where you might spy an errant boob now and then and you could always hear when the copier repairmen started servicing other office “equipment”. This was like the scrambled porn now that looks like snow and sounds like static.
So, good old Jesus came out at about 6 PM, switched out a couple of parts, and everything is hunky dory again. Thank you Jesus.
I thought this was going to be another of those glurge emails we’ve been getting lately. You know the ones. “All you have to do to be saved is accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior.”
Adrift on the waters, so dark and so cold,
Afar from the beautiful city of gold,
A vessel is sinking, for heavy the gale, The cable is broken, and tattered each sail.
Poor child of the wreck, see the lifeboat is near,
A sweet voice is heard, for the Master is here;
He walks every billow, controls every wave,
’Tis Jesus, King Jesus, “the mighty to save.”
