Plenty of images, both of Christ reclining on a cracker and of his face “miraculously” appearing on a cracker.
I found a few Christs on a Crutch, as well.
Plenty of images of Christ on a pogo stick, by the way.
Plenty of images of Jesus riding on a jetski, too.
…and on ice skates. But you already knew he played hockey
Yes, there are pictures and T-shirts of Jesus Playing Pickleball.
and Tennis
and Lacrosse
While researching the background on the phrase “Christ on a cracker” for my earlier post a few minutes ago I came upon a couple of sites which earnestly explained that the epithet was a severe slur to many Christian believers and should immediately be scrubbed from your everyone’s vocabulary.
I’d love to send them this thread and some cites to all these images and watch their hypersensitive heads asplode. 
Lots of images of Jesus with gloves on, Boxing
and wrestling
This Jesus guy sounds more formidable than Kim Jong Un. Is there nothing he’s not a world-class expert at?
Well, like the Far Side with God playing a quiz show, Jesus should not only excel, but totally dominate whatever he does. Jesus could play a game of hockey against the NHL champs, by Himself, and win 200000-0. He could shoot Horse against Larry Bird, Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant, spotting them H-O-R-S and still cream them all. He can jetski without a jet ski. If He went trap shooting you could reuse the targets, because He’d use a rifle and “jes wing 'em.”
And there was me thinking this thread would be about this Jesus
All to the tune of “Fine and Dandy.” 
Never mind. 
Bowling Jesus:
But what if Jesus was trying to score in a shootout, and the goalie was … his Dad, God the Father? Both hockey fans, one young and fast, the other older and wiser and still grumpy from his Old Testament ordeals, both Almighty. Would Jesus score?
It would definitely be fun to watch. I suspect the refs would rule “no goal” no matter what happened, because Jesus is a forgiving sort, while his Dad was never a very pleasant fellow, always smiting everybody or turning them into pillars of salt.
Penalty! Invoking “can God make a rock so big he himself cannot lift it?” paradox!
