I would’ve made a touchdown. But Jesus made me fumble!
I looked in the mirror today/My eyes just didn’t seem so bright
I’ve lost a few more hairs/I think I’m going bald - Rush
Thanks so much for sharing that. Now do you have a point? Or are you going for the Pointless Post in the Pit Posthumous award?
Court Jester
Cause if you post more crap like this someone will kill you.
He who lieth with sheep as man lieth with woman shall have clumsy fingers and shall fumble the ball.
Brings a whole new meaning to “shepherds tending their flocks at night…”
Obviously, AWB plays for the [insert name of evil, sin-loving football team], instead of the [insert name of God’s favorite football team].
Obviously, God’s favorite football team must be Notre Dame.
(Or at least, it was, before that darned protestant reformation.)
Oh, come on tracer! Everyone knows God loves the Jesuits best. How do you think Flutie got that completion?
BC all the way!
Jesus saves… Gretzky grabs the rebound… He Scores!
No no no. God’s favorite team is Penn State. Why do you think the sky is blue & white?
“But I can cry until I laugh or laugh until I cry.
So cut the deck right in half, I’ll play from either side…”
- Mary Chapin Carpenter
Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life.
Somebody ought to write a song.
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
Billy and the Boingers already did.