My dad, being a good evangelical, let three Jews for Jesus stay a few nights in his house. At least one of them looked at some pretty vanilla porn on the internet, while partaking of my dad’s hospitality.
The entire family is shocked… shocked…that such filth should find its way into my dad’s previously unsullied hard drive.
I have some questions about the whole incident. Why did Dad keep the links on his computer? Why would a Jew for Jesus surf porn involving heavily made up, very busty aryan girls…which happen to be exactly my dad’s type? And is it just coincidence that this incident should follow on the heels of my dad’s “research” into breast enlargements, after I told him of my augmentation surgery?
Bless his repressed heart. But its wrong to blame the Jews for Jesus.
haha… nonono. He was doing research to make sure that I hadn’t endangered myself. Or so he says. Personally, I think he just wanted to check out some racks.
Unless you mean that its fucked up that i got augmentation…and that’s a whole 'nother subject.
Natually we’d have to see evidence to make that judgement. <smirk> I’m such a ****in’ neanderthal. Seriously though, if you’re happy with your store bought juggies that’s what matters.
Quite a mystery you have there. Sounds like the makings of an un-Zionist global conspiracy. They don’t want to control world finance, they want to put porn links in our browser history.
My SIL was using my brother’s computer a few months ago. She clicked on a couple of links and was taken to porn sites. She clicked on the email link and sent the owner of a site a nasty-gram. A few hours later my brother called in his wife to look at the funny email he received. She started reading it and realized it was the email she had sent to the owner of the porno site. She discovered at that time he was putting out a couple hundred bucks a month for 4 porn sites he owned. She also discovered he wasn’t making any money at it either and had him shut down the sites.
snickers That ranks right up there with, “it must have come off of your e-mail program!” Right, dad. My Lutheran university, non-spammed e-mail that I don’t download attatchments on somehow infected my Dad’s computer with porn.
Just roll your eyes and say, “uh-huh.” Then change the subject. Preferably that doesn’t involve the thought of one’s parental unit masturbating.
But its wrong to blame the Jews for Jesus.
Seriously though, if you’re happy with your store bought juggies that’s what matters.