I’m not sure what to make of his folksy disclaimer-- “I’m not knockin’ the poor homosexual.” ("I just think they want killin’) WTF?
Don’t worry, Jimmy- Nobody wants to marry a hydrophobic, black-hearted huckster like you.
Oh, and if you ever invite me to tea I’ll rip your entrails out through your ass and tell God you farted. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not knocking the poor pharisees, they need love too.
I suppose it’s a golden opportunity to rant, but find it in your hearts not to rag on the poor guy – he’s obviously terribly afraid of his own humanity. And for the things he’s said, presuming that Jesus’ words in the Bible have any validity to them, he’s going to find himself terribly, terribly surprised, and not in a good way.
But you know, the idea of lying to God is one that some of Jimmy-boy’s favorite Old Testament stories speak of, and strangely enough, it doesn’t work, Jimmy. Give our regards to Osama when you get there, y’hear!
He then mentions how God calls homosexuality an “abom-nation” (or something like that). He kinda frowns on killing too, I thought. Guess I misread the Bible or something.
I’ve always been surprised at how many otherwise reasonable, intelligent people believe that an acceptable response to a homosexual come-on would be violence.
People, you don’t have to either fuck or fight some guy just because he flirted with you. Either have enough confidence in your sexuality to say, “No, thanks,” or admit your curiosity and evaluate the proposition on its own merits.
“It’s crazy! Can you imagine first of all what it would be like if women got to kill guys whenever they made a pass at one of us? I know there’d be a matriarchy in Italy, for one thing … But go ahead. Plead the ‘unwanted homosexual advance defence’. Because you’re gonna lose, and you’re gonna go to jail, where you will discover TRULY what an ‘unwanted homosexual advance’ IS.”
…Of course, however, you know perfectly well that if we tell him we wouldn’t make a pass at him if the universe were undergoing heat death because he’s a pasty, over-gelled, hit-in-the-face-with-a-scoop-shovel, melting-candle-looking, doughy-assed, homophobic, issue-ridden twatscoop… he’d get all offended that way too.
I have seen the light! I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT, BROTHERS AND SISTERS!
The Jimmy Swaggarts of this sorry, sinful world, the spewers of hate and screechers of foulness in God’s Name, the congregations of the faithful to a faith that denies God’s Love and Compassion, all, ALL shall be gathered together and gathered up in that Day of Judgment that they beseech God for, in their incessant, ant-whining prayers. Yea, verily, they shall all be gathered as one seething mass of True Believers in a god they have made in their own image, brought before the Throne of Judgment, spat upon by the angels and spurned by the cherubim for their profanation of the Holy Word, and flyng into the darkest Pits of Hell!
I just don’t get it. Why do guys like him get so het up about gays? Why so violent? I know it’s probably just cliched unprovable psychobabble, but every time I think about it I just can’t help wondering if maybe deep down they’re just an eensy bit lavender, no?