Now Joan, I know that you don’t have anything resembling a career anymore, in fact you haven’t ever since your talk show was cancelled by Fox back in the early '90’s. So you now get by shilling jewelry on HSN and doing your annual bitchfests about how is and isn’t a cool dresser on all of the awards shows for E!.
But now you are doing radio ads—for diet pills.
If there is one woman who doesn’t need to go on a diet, it is you Joan.
In fact, it looks like you need to chow down on some steaks and burgers.
Better yet, just go out and get a big ol’ can of lard and dip in with both hands, don’t bother using utensils, just have at.
Speaking of E!, what the hell happened to Talk Soup??!!?! Where did that show go?
