JohnClay can't be gay!

Yeah, that’s a biggest WTF of the OP. At least the god-botherers have their misguided idea of forcing their religious restrictions on everybody, as stupid and wrong as that is. The OP doesn’t even have that fallacious reason.

I believe it brings us back to “Attention”

Meh! It doesn’t take religion to be bigoted against gays, all it takes is social conformity or a little bit of social conservatism, plus, maybe, a little bit of discomfort and uncertainty about your own sexuality.

Ten years ago (or less), almost everyone would have thought gay marriage was a bad, or even absurd, idea. Twenty years ago, probably even most gay people would have thought so.

I think you should embrace your newly-discovered homosexuality. Divorce your wife, meet a nice guy and proceed to annoy him and complain about his appearance instead of the wife for a while. At least until he divorces you. In the meantime, you’ve doubled your wardrobe.

[Jeff Foxworthy]You might be gay if in a conversation with your wife you have trouble pronouncing words because your mouth is filled with your gay lover’s dick. [/Jeff Foxworthy]

Peoples sexuality can change over time.

So in ten years, you’ll be totally gay.

Have fun!

He’s only mostly gay. [/Miracle Max]

[MM]Except that’s not what he said: he distinctly said “To Blave,” which we all know means “to blow.”[/MM]

A conversation I just had:

“I’m going to get some food.”
“I’ll come with you.”
“Good.”

My conversation with my Wife this morning went like this:

“Are you awake?”
“No.”
“Okay.”

Bolding mine.

Was that you who said that, and was it a male friend? ‘Cause if it was, you might be gay. Just sayin’.

If it’s OK, by you, however, I’d like to hear why the OP felt the need to mention it.

It’s OK to be JohnClay.

Until JC returns (as the prophecy predicts) lemme mention something I’ve noticed. I know a few people who would say that they do not support gay marriage, etc because it has no effect on them. Because they are not gay they just never think about the subject. If accused of being a bigot, they’re totally shocked.

:smiley:

Thank you so much for that. The OP was not worth the price of admission and I was feeling foolish for not cutting my losses while I had the chance.

White wine. Fuck yeah!

[sub]Robot Chicken Reference[/sub]

lol

Well then that isn’t boring as Eliahna claims.

Well I’ve decided not to have a baby even though I was a bit on the fence before. i.e. I sometimes DO take the advice.

Well I get advice and feedback - which I sometimes find useful.

I showed you a thread about my hobby and you totally ignored it. It seems you’d rather discuss my relationship than my hobbies!

Well sometimes she calls me and idiot, loser and d***head. I don’t call her similar names.

She’s had more abusive relationships in the past…

I think for better advice people need to have in depth knowledge of the situation.

I also broke up with my wife a few years ago due to advice from these boards.