A friend of mine I tortured into joining the crazy teeming millions.
Say hi and being on the goat and squid!
(It’s still those two, right?)
It’s true. She IMed me with funny threads and puns until I caved.
Hi, everyone!
Puns? Nah, you must be thinking of some other site. We don’t do that stuff here.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome. I love your name. Are you a writer?
Hello Write Handed. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay. 
Thanks! Sort of - I’m a wannabe.
Welcome, welcome!
Ice cream?
Mmmm, ice cream. I’ll have some mint chocolate chip!
Fake it 'til you make it!
Sure. I didn’t put as much pepper in it this time.
Ah, so that’s what that was. It wasn’t half bad actually.
Certainly nothing to sneeze at. I’ll take some.
Certainly!
And when that’s all done, we can go to Kensington Market Organic Ice Cream!
I’ll have the blueberry-lavender.