VB, sugar…you are disqualified because of that dangling participle between your le, er cause your a man. Your chromosomes knocked you out of the group, but um, email me with some of your stories and I’ll see what I can do about talking to tatertot. M’k? 
Can I be the guy you all sleep with backstage and then swap crude stories about on the road? Really, I don’t mind…
I’d love to join!
Girly qualifications: I love skirts, jewelry, kittens, babies, sappy movies…
Ass-kicking qualifications: I’ve been known to beat boys in wrestling matches (maybe they let me win?) and I’m known for my…ahem…confrontational skills.
I have interesting nookies stories…about other people. And most of my friends have nicknames given to them by me. Some have more than one.
I can play piano, bassoon, alto saxophone, alto recorder, and sing. (I’m also learning mandolin!)
erm … I have the house in Dublin for the pub band to be based out of - is that enough? 
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I’ll bring some Swedish fish and nookie stories like you wouldn’t believe…
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I don’t speak Swedish, but I’m sure I’d love to hear fish and nookie stories.
I play the harmonica, and I once deflowered an English virgin on a California beach.
Everyone who is really a woman is in, I’d explain why, but see the subject line. 
Uncle Beer, while a taste tester is not necessary (since we all taste and smell incredible), we’ll just leave it up to the individual wimmins to decide if they want to be taste-classified or not.
Mags, get the claws out why dontcha?? I get to be the Alpha Female because, well, I said so. Plus, I’m taller. And Ommie wuvs me bestest, so neener neener. 
Seriously, it’s our gang of wimmins…sniff, us four original wimmins will always be special, ya know? I’m thinking statues, bad poetry, musuems devoted to us, all that good stuff.
LC, I was going to reject your idea out of hand, but then I remembered the Spice Girls are friggen rich. Heck yeah, I’m willing to exploit the taternavel (which is looking mighty good these days, yay me) to get us some cash for the Gang Of Wimmins World Domination Project (GoWWDP). The only question is which one would I be?
Other Menfolk, we’ll call you when we’re feeling frisky okay? Otherwise, out of our estrogen-enriched thread. We’re planning on jammie pillow fights later, and we can’t have you around for that.
ruadh, I’m so glad you showed up, because I, um, already volunteered your place. Seriously, I for one, am planning on being in Dublin in late May/early June and I expect a party to be waiting for me. Have to get things started for the band, ya know.
Everyone else, why don’t we start making plans, choosing a theme song, that sort of thing. I have to get the taterhead to bed because I’m anticipating a nasty hangover tomorrow.
Ooooh, I wuvs my wimmins!
I want in. I can be sweet, yet evil. I can be vicious, especially when anybody messes with my family.
I’m a punster, so you can count that as a sense of humor, I think.
Instruments: Tuba, acoustic guitar, and I sing a mean alto. Music major.
Cool?
Is it too late? Did I miss it?
I want to join the ‘Gang o’ Wimmins!’ Let’s see… I don’t play any instruments - except my own… <did I say that out loud?> but I’ll bring lots and lots of good nookie stories. You can never have too many of those.
If it’s not too late, I’d like to join. I’m very feminine, but I’m very nasty too. I can sing, do interpretive dance, play chopsticks on the piano, and write song lyrics. Also, I’ve got plenty of nookie stories, and I have a sense of humor.
I call Ginger Dope! Pleeeeease???
So when do we start? I even got myself hooked up on this newfangled invention called IQC (or something like that) so let the party begin!!
WOOOOOHOOOOOO! Elephant Beer for all!
[sup]What? I have to go to class soon? No fair![/sup]
Can’t sing, can’t dance but I can get started on writing a few songs about nookie. And I’ve always wanted to get down and dirty in Dublin. Nudge Nudge Say no more. Send me my membership papers now.
Piffle. We men do have other uses, you know. You might need backup singers, for example.
Sure, you women (excuse me, wimmins) can cover the soprano and alto bits, but…
(dare I say it?)
…all your bass are belong to us.
Waited until I left town, I see. I assure you that no gang is complete without me. Do I really need to fill in the questionaire?
OTHER uses? naaaaah, I don’t buy that. Now shoo.
And I’m not even going to comment on your little quote there.
I just saw this thread and since I happen to be a wimmin I want in!!! I can’t sing or play anything but myself-but I do that well! I have tons of nookie stories from my wilder days before becoming the MamaHen. I even have some pictures to illustrate my finer conquests. OK I happen to have pictures of all my conquests but you ladies would laugh at some of them so I’ll just hide those until everyone is so drunk they won’t remember the geeks I have conquered later. I have a very dry sense of humor and I am great at nicknames. Have I sold myself enough? I hope so!
[sexist pig]Patience lads, they’ll figure out they need us soon enough. One properly dispatched spider and you’re in like Flynn <suggestive wink, nudge-nudge, obscine finger-in-hole gesture>[/sexist pig]
<tips hat>Ladies, good day.
Can I be in? I want to be a Wimmin.
I’m girly – high heels, make-up, can give manicures. I’m also tough – can use manicure tools to pick locks.
I can’t play an instrument or sing, but I can drive the van if we go on tour.
When’s the first jammie party?
I’ll join your gang of wimmins…
Lady Magdelane has arrived!
She can sing, dance, paint, sculpt and quote fantastic poetry at any audience.
She can also build computers, sledge-hammer rebar through railroad ties and throw any chosen man down to the floor, lick him from head to toe and make him cry.
I like being me.
So, when do I get to start dancing for you all?
~Mag
OOH, OOH, PICK ME!!! I have previous experience in a women-run orginization. I was a leader of the Bubbleism religion for all of high school. (I’m still a parttime member, actually.) As a Bubbleist, we worshipped pink, adored anything fuzzy, and could outpower any male, right Mufinman? I haven’t played any instruments in years, but I’m sure I could hum a few bars on a harmonica if I tried real hard. I have wonderful nookie stories…I even have one that involves the exact wording of nookie! <grins> Sadly, I don’t have a flare for nicknames. I call everyone babe, sweetie,hon, or love to eliminte confusion. Male or female. As for my sense of humor, I’m loveable and sarcastic. I can be a total sweetie, or an evil bitch. Actually, I’ve been told I’m a natural bitch, but that was just by someone who didn’t know me. I wanna be in your gang because…well, it just sounds pretty fuckin cool!!
Juliana, callie, celestina, dodge_this, Sassy, MamaHen, delphica, Lady Magdelane and Pammipoo to the Gang of Wimmins!
So ladies, wanna start planning slumber parties?