Not a Joke at all, but things that are really stupid in dreams…
Last night I dreamt I was part of an international spy team. We were being sent to Hong Kong to kill a bad guy. But after we landed there was some issue and they wouldn’t let us go to the gate. We started to get nervous that we had been discovered, and were trying to figure out what to do to get away.
But then I really had to go to the bathroom, and I hate plane bathrooms. No problem I though, and pulled out my handy spy cell phone, with teleporter attachment, which was a pulsating blue pyramid on a stick that used the micro-USB port. So I beamed myself home, went to the bathroom, and beamed back to my seat, just in time for the gun fight with the corrupt agents raiding the plane, and I got shot in the ass :(.
I woke up in bewildered shock and at the monstrously stupid sequence of events that just happened.
And now, on time for this thread (how weird a coincidence is that?), I can share with you my subconscious’s whacked humor:
I’m not sure how this came up in a dream about a murder mystery where it turned out the suspects were innocent but hiding bizarre sexual kinks (no, I don’t get it either), but I was discussing jokes with another person. Or what makes jokes funny. I offered up this rule of thumb:
“If it starts with ‘Five nuns walk into a bordello…’ it’s bound to be funny.”
(After thinking about it, I toned it down to “Three nuns walk into a [secular building]…”, brackets included).
Well, I have to say, I’m sure a joke about nuns walking into a whorehouse would be pretty funny.
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[Sleep Talkin’ Man]
(http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/) – “Bras: they’re like… booby traps.” (Usually NSFW or other living things.)
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Um, I laughed until I cried on that page. Holy moley!
The only thing in a dream that I really remember was this very odd dream that I had where there was this basketball team, but instead of human heads, they had giant kernels of popcorn.
The team name? The Colonels.
When I woke up, that cracked me up.