Spelling, grammatical, and punctuation mistakes (the whole lot of them, and where a lot) corrected by me. If you want to you may view the original reply at the link posted
I wasn’t flaming you (despite the title of this thread, said title was a shot at humour), I was informing you what I thought of your signature. Since the title of the thread was “Check out my new signature” with five, count 'em, five exclamation marks as the content of your post, I figured that would be alright. Or was I mislead somehow?
I was giving you my opinion of your signature; which is that it is tired and a cliche. Nice the first couple dozen times you hear it, but using it as your signature is like using it as a bumper sticker on your car: like telling a bad joke, only you tell it every single time you drive your car to everyone who happens to see it. The main difference being this is a message board where an exponentially greater amount of people are likely to see your “bumper sticker”, and have very likely already seen it in the past and gotten tired of it. Just my two cents, twerp. Sheeesh.
Oh, I have one. I just don’t use it because:
A) It’s not that great.
B) Not using it makes things easier on our furry quadripodal friends.
The truth is, I wanted to reply to what Jukeball said to me. But Czarcasm pointed out that my comment was not apropriate for ATMB, so I came here. I realize now I appeared to be angry, but I was just very annoyed. If I am just being an asshole and most definitely in the greater wrong I’d like this thread to be closed. But until then, I’m annoyed with the guy.
Why not start a thread (here or MPSIMS?) titled “Let me critique your sig”, Blackeyes? , you can start with mine, I’ve been looking for a good reason to change it.
I hope you won’t take too much offense, but, personally, I think you’re just being an asshole and most definitely in the greater wrong. To my mind, your comment in the other thread was kind of equivalent to accosting a mother pushing a stroller down the sidwalk and saying, “Christ, lady, that’s an ugly kid!” Unasked-for, and a little rude. So, yeah, if I were you I’d ask for this thread to be closed. But not before posting an apology.
I just read that quote somewhere a couple of days back , and I like it . U shoot ur mouth off where ever u want Mr Grammer aka Mr Spelling Corrector aka Mr Punctuation Marks Corrector and some ten other things which would make u happy!
You should really contact one of the mods and submit ur rules 2 them , ohhh so many exclamation marks now I must tell this guy and say something now (kid)
By the way this is around my 5th or 6th time I’ve changed my sig and lets 128 posts divide my six = 21.333 , which doesnt seem to be a probelm with me or anybody else (till u decided to view it)
The only reason why a mod hasnt closed this thread is that he’s waiting for u to apologize or he’s laughing his ass out at you. (I think it’s the latter)
More later if needed
PS : Find any mistakes in this thread?Plz send me the mistakes in an email . And kindly post your corrected reply in this thread for everyone to see!Thanx:D
PS : Happy advanced Christmas to all those(and everyone else) who wasted time reading this thread
I think I speak for a good number of Dopers when I say, “No, more is not needed. Nor am I interested in subscribing to your newsletter, please take me off your list.”
Arrrrrrggggggggg ! Please, please for the love of all that is holy, or unholy for that matter, do not use u for you or ur for your or you’re. It is only two letters more to type the whole wole word.
I am not the worlds best speller, my grammer sucks and my punctuation is bad but I hate chat speak even in chat.
ps to Fenris, do you have any idea how bad cranberry juice hurts when splorted out ones nose ? I do. Thanks.
[quote] Originally psoted by Jukeball
U shoot ur mouth off where ever u want Mr Grammer aka Mr Spelling Corrector aka Mr Punctuation Marks Corrector and some ten other things which would make u happy!
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Cripes, isn’t there a board rule about posting in non-English languages?
At the risk of devolving this thread further, which would unfortunately entail the use of both monoculture and centrifuge, I suggest that the flamee, (henceforth called Mr. Oh-my-god-the-grammar_ and the flamer, henceforth called One-Role Asshole, restrict their wonderfully fecal interaction to private e-mail, lest they suck all that is good and holy down their ingorance-radiating black hole of a thread.
