Why do you always point these things out AFTER I have released the ostriches?
Is the Lost Weekend back? What the fuck?
Pssst… Don’t look now, but Your ostriches were defeated! :eek:
Yeah, yeah, that’s what I meant. Autolycus nailed it. Cupcakes. CHOCOLATE cupcakes. With lots of arms. :smack:
There’s no need to wait. I can accommodate you immediately.
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Because I’m not feeling it.
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Stop sucking and bend over.
(or you could just try to say something fun or appealing.)
Denial ain’t just a river.
Palms of your hands? Bottom of your feet? Gums and toungue? Eyeballs?
At the end of marathons and ultramarathons white guys look like they died two days ago, but black guys definitely look a little pasty. I think it’s all the dried sweat.
Arguing that your immune to pastiness due to your genetics is racist eugenics. There’s nothing wrong with pasty. Lots of women find my elmer’s glue colored hairy body attractive. Actually, that’s not true. But they should.
Here is my artist’s rendition: http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o57/BC_Autolycus/GiantCupcakeMonster.jpg
this post in memory of lobstermobster
really? I’m been imagining you in the wrong kind of hat this whole time!
April sardines rotate vociferously.
Okay, I’m here! John Maverick McCain to the rescue!! Let’s git’r’done, my friends. Let’s all of us reach across the aisle and…
looks around confusedly
Waitaminnit. This isn’t the League of Democracies! I’m a POW, and I know what a democracy league should look like. This isn’t it. You know who comes to places like this? points at Skald THAT one. You know who kicks all kinds of Mavericky ass? ME.
wanders aimlessly back out into the hall
Blue Sonatas canvas yearly.
Good to see you agent 46. What is our mission tonight?
collapse Neptunes over lengthy tears
If **QED **dropped by now would he even realise he was being Pitted?
I don’t want a cape.
I want a holster and a belt full of gadgets, maybe a bandoleer…yeah, that’s the ticket.
I’m sure you could knit him something using a nice virgin wool, Hal
He’s never going to live that down, is he?
But I don’t think it was “virgin” wool :eek:
I am Locutus, a Borg.
I need a volunteer stop the senator for urinating in the potted plants again.
We are Beatrice.