You may think this sort of thing is funny, but its all just tearing down without building up! And it goes on your permanent record.
In what other thread could I quote myself?
This is great. 
And so are these quotes from the film:
‘I don’t need a compass to know which way the wind shines.’
‘We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.’
‘We’re not your classic heroes. We’re the other guys.’
‘You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.’
'Someone must have ripped the “Q” section out of my dictionary, 'cause I don’t know the meaning of the word “quit”. ’
In light of the preceding posts, I hereby revoke my title “The Weird One” and shall hereafter be known as “The Normal One, Compared to the Rest of These Freaks.”
Capes? Who needs capes? We need badges. Stinkin’ badges!
Warns vetbridge for Junior Mod junior fashionista-ing
Seconded with Junior Mod Jutsu!
Arizona Teach, you’re a baad boy.
I know, I know! But I never got to do a Hal Briston loves ewe joke before, and I felt left out…
Thanks the gods he didn’t mention the beret idea
issues second warning to vetbridge for JMJF-ing now that he has mentioned the beret idea
warns self for excessive use of action-indicative-asterisks in this thread and the Obama is a Muslim glurge/carrot cake thread
I don’t think there has ever been a better set up for a Rickroll. You, sir, have no game.
On the one hand, the JMJL sounds almost pointless & silly enough to be my idea.
On the other hand, its aims of supporting order and civiliity in the Dope are not explicitly evil, which is obviously a problem for me.
On the other other hand, it is vigilantism, which always leads to chaos, which I’m definitely for.
On the other other other hand, I could always join and betray you guys for the comedy value.
Count me in!
He tried but he cocked up the coding.
How many hands do you have, anyway?
Hundreds. Every time I nitpick someone’s word usage in a post and get called on it, I grow a new arm. Two if I am subsequently shown to be full of shit. At this rate I shall soon be invincble.
Until you try and go shirt shopping, that is…
The lawn chairs are fine, as long as you don’t talk about them. We’re not talking about them, are we? And pass some of that popcorn over here.
You are one sick puppy.
They got the ingredients and process wrong. It should be:
Ingredients: Bull balls.
Process: Throw on top of branding iron heater. Wait a while. Eat.
LOL is overused. People don’t really laugh out loud very often when reading message boards. But I did this time. Of course, I’m going to need to go down to the river and beat my brains with a rock to get rid of the image of Czarcasm “playing the flute.”
Which is why you now look like a pasty-white chia pet, right?
In the butt, Bob.
I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
Happily, each arm is twice as strong as the previous one, thus allowing me to use them for maximum evil even though I am obliged to chop most of them off.
I’m black, dude. Not African-American, not a person of color, not a Welsh. B L A C K. No part of me is pasty.
He meant pastry, as in you are a delicious cupcake. Mmmm… cupcakes.