Reported
Pssst. It’s not secret if you actually TELL SOMEONE.
I don’t think that’s against the rules, but I’ve heard it can cause blindness.
Especially if you do it like a motherfuck.
Ah-hah! I know who’s going to be made to handle the Spam[sup]TM[/sup] sacrifice-substitute at the next summoning ritual!
Well you can pretend the “oysters” are nuts?
… wait…
Yes, he did. I can tell. It was a secret ninja edit lock.
This reminds me of a Gary Larson Far Side cartoon:
A bunch of cows are having a meeting. Amongst them is a pantomime cow.
The caption reads “Brothers - there is a spy amongst us!” 
P.S. John Smith, your title of ‘Mdrtr’ is showing! :eek:
You should get your computer checked, on my screen I see Moderator, what browser do you use? Might be Opera or one of those other odd ones.
I could tell you what browser I use (Internet Explorer), but then I’d have to tell you sternly not to tell anyone else*.
*The Junior mod equivalent of ‘kill you’ :eek:
I believe this is more like the group you’re looking for.
With coding like that, he can’t be a mod.
Fixed that for you, link.
So he says to me, he says "You gotta do something smart, baby. Something BIG! He says, “You wanna be a junior moderator, right?” And I go yeah, baby, YEAH! YEAH! WHAT DO I GOTTA DO? He says, “You got a ban-stick, ban the SDMB, it’s packed with mods and admins, you’ll go down in JUNIOR MODERATOR HISTORY!” And I go yeah, baby, 'cause I’m the Evil Midnight Junior Mod What Junior Mods at Midnight! Aaaaaa-hahahahaha!
Towers quietly in the corner
And speaking of Junior modding:
ETA: Or as they say, FOBTMPSIMS
[JrModAssHole] Well have you reported the thread? That is the proper step instead of just shitting in it. [/JrMAH]
My bad attempt at humor aside, **Sapo **does have a point. This is hardly pit worthy.
I’d just like to take a moment to wish grievous bodily harm that falls juuuust short of death on the next poster. But in a nice way, of course.
looks up
Oh shit.
Formal warning to ArizonaTeach for not insulting Hal Briston’s girlfriend.