One would assume the hirsute palms would be punishment enough. Learn something new every day! 
Is there a vegetarian version of this? I mean if they can think up vegetarian haggis they can think up vegetarian anything.
Wonder Twin powers Unite!
Form of an OED!
Ha! I am my cite!
So, where are the cookies?
Indeed one would! Nevertheless, such insolence is not looked upon kindly among the mods, or so I hear. Mind the rulebook, I’ll be keeping my eyes on you.
Fun’s fun. But vegetarian haggis? Have you no shame? No fear?
No sense of what is and is not a summoning ritual for very pissed off Old Ones?
Just knowing where that link goes is enough to cause sanity crashes among some of the weaker among us!
You should be ashamed of yourself. Or else.
Why do I hear the theme from The Great Escape while reading this thread?
I’ll take Or Else for $300, Alex.
I have to admit, some recent mod actions have made me want to telekinetically slice open skulls and find the brain flaws within, but it’s a hunger I can control.
I hope all people with telekenesis have such good impulse control.
Anyway, I’m going to Officially Warn everybody in this thread except Bryan, including Czarcasm, but all warnings will be delivered via PM and will be off the record. And I’m locking this thread.
No, you’re not.
Now you’re on double secret probation.
You want to be warned properly, hunh? Okay then:
Never go swimming until at least a half hour after eating.
Never feed a chicken bone to a dog.
Never go out without your galoshes if it’s snowing.
And never whistle while you’re pissing.
I’m Spartacus and so’s my wife.
Dang. How many holes you got in that thing?
Inches bra strap off shoulder
Does bump and grind
sashays off*
Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day.
Wait, what was the joke again?
I can’t remember the last time I was so thoroughly entertained by something I DID NOT UNDERSTAND AT ALL. :dubious:
Am I in the right line to suck Scylla’s dick?
Because I’m not feeling it. Oh, I get the parody (and the sarcasm…)
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I can tell you’re not the real thing Scylla. Sure, you’ve got the cape for looking dandy fluttering down from the cross. That’s authentic. But where’s the pogo-stick for jumping back on the cross?
Boing! Look at my wounds in the Service of These Boards!