Random bits of absurdity that don’t really belong anywhere else.
Janet!
Dr. Scott!
Janet!
Brad!
Rocky!
Defiant glare at Frank. N.Furter
Mary Ann!
Professor!
Mary Ann!
Ginger!
Gilligan!
Defiant glare at the skipper
Natasha!
Fearless Leader!
Natasha!
Boris!
Rocky!
Defiant glare at Bulwinkle
“Crocodile” Dundee: [chuckles] That’s not a knife.
[he pulls out a large bowie knife]
“Crocodile” Dundee: THAT’s a knife.
[Dundee slashes the teen mugger’s jacket and maintains eyeball to eyeball stare]
Teenage Mugger: Shit!
[he and his friends run off]
“Crocodile” Dundee: [to Sue] Just kids having fun.
“Racist!”
“Meat-head!”
“Archie!”
“Michael!”
Defiant glare at Gloria.
Sponge-Bob to himself: “At least I’m safe inside my head!”
“Howard!”
“Bernadette!”
“Raj!”
“Leonard!”
“Penny!”
“Amy!”
“Meemaw!”
Defiant glare at Sheldon.
“Ferris!”
“Cameron!”
“Sloan!”
“Ferris?”
“Ferris!”
Defiant glare at Mr. Rooney.
“Oh, Rob!”
*Years later:
*
“Oh, Mr. Grant!”
“Oh, Murray!”
“Oh, Ted!”
“Oh, Sue Ann!”
“Oh, Rhoda!”
“Oh, Phyllis!”
Defiant glare at Mary.
Brittany!
Simon!
Brittany!
Theodore!
Alvin!
Defiant glare at David Seville
Randolph Scott!
I can explain it you, but I can’t understand it for you.
Spock! You unfeeling green-blooded hobgoblin!
McCoy, you illogical emotional issue bag.
Captain, me engines cannae take any more of this!
Captain, there’s too much interference!
Kepten, where are nuclear wessels?
All glare at Kirk.
It’s an Amulet of Pretty Much Instant Death.
She had a snake for a pet, and an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf, but she wasn’t done
She had grey-green skin, a doll with a pin
I told her she was alright, but I couldn’t come in
Laugh-a while you can, Monkey Boy!
“Panache!”
Defiant glare at my own reflection
My wife says I have two faults. One is, I don’t listen to her. I forget the other.
Hey, Pancho!
Hey, Cisco!
It looks like we’re in trouble, Tonto.
What you mean we, paleface?
Come back with a warrant.
Here’s your Warrant…
She’s my cherry pie…