Sorry to tease, how do you say Merry Christmas in Dutch? My father can’t remember and being half-Dutch I would like to know.
Ya know, Poysyn, this is not what I was expecting when I see a thread started by you with “quickie” in the subject.
Grrr… 
(To answer you, no clue, sorry.)
idunno, mebby sumthin’ like:
Guthappinen Birthenskjold
with gobs of umlouts and whatknots sprinkled above like powdered sugar on a Birthenskjold cookie. 
Se non e vero, e ben trovato