Just Call me Skippy Tits

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[Emphasis mine.]

Who would allow some person in the back of a bar inject them with a home-made mixture of industrial sealant and peanut butter?

Jesus Christ on a bike! You really do live and learn don’t you?

I just hope it was smooth as opposed to crunchy…

Althought “Skippy Tits” has a nice ring to it, I think I like “JIF JUGS” a little better.
Peter Pan puppies?
There arean’t many well know brands of peanut butter so I guess this game has a short shelf life.

Mams who choose, choose Jiff…!

Just Call me Skippy Tits

If you’re ever contemplating changing your username, this one has my solid backing!

It makes foreplay involving marshmallow fluff that much more delicious.

Does it metion if it’s smooth or chunky?

Being a card-carrying New Democrat I’m required to be completely earnest and humourless at least once a day, so I’ll point out that these kinds of unsafe practices can be at least partially attributed to the financial and procedural inaccessibility of safe and competent sexual reassignment surgery.

(Although, c’mon. Fucking peanut butter?)

Simply Smucker’s Natural Hooters.

I am concerned about women who are allergic to peanut butter. Would cashew butter or almond butter work as well? What about Nutella?

Gives a whole new concept of “breast feeding.”

I think I’d avoid the Chunky, though…

I wonder if you can get them with the jelly already mixed in? Umm… Grape!

Mmm, hooters that stick to the roof of your mouth.

Would they possibly stick to the roof of your mouth?

Ok, I’m done here

:smiley: Boober Grape?

Crap {B]TDN**!

Beat me by a short minute.

A curse on you - may your’s land jelly side down on the shag carpet!

Reese’s peanut butter double-D cups?

If they have industrial sealant inside, they’ll probably stick to everything!

Peanut Butter Cups?

They don’t call it Homo Depot for nothing.

“Hey - you got your peanut butter inside my boob!”

“well - you got your boob filled with my peanut butter!”

Two great tastes that taste great together - Reese’s Peanut Butter Bra Cups.

Also makes “Reese’s Pieces” take on a whole new meaning…