Just how dense is Diogenes the Cynic

That makes 34 Pit threads about him now! And yes I am <<sure>> that he is keeping score too.

No doubt he’s jockeying back and forth with Der Trihs. Who, by the way, deserves ten for every one of Dio’s.

sets clock

To be fair, I think most folks can understand how insulting it would be to be confused with Valty.

Frankly, I feel insulted as a Canadian to share my country with Valteron and to have someone think I was also sharing it with Warraq.

Ouch.

Yeah, well, everything negative to say about Dio has already been said.

“It’s like, how much more dense could this be? and the answer is none. None more dense.”

Cite?

Well, he might smell bad. I can’t say for certain. Doesn’t brush his teeth often enough? Is ugly and his mother dresses him funny?

Oh, there are whole depths to plumb about you, you stupid sexist homophobe, for anyone who can stand delving into the slime that is the fucked-up way of your thinking. You’re such a such a fucking coward living in terror that somebody somewhere might get gay married or have an abortion and care nothing for your interference, dismissing it as the buzzing of a particularly insignificant and asthmatic gnat. Well, that time is coming, so just shut up and shed a silent tear as your fellow reactionaries die off all around you and at least you won’t be annoying in addition to being obsolete.

Idiot.

Hmm. Well I guess I should have used that smiley face to indicate the joke, after all, for the hard of thinking.

Other than that, I appreciate the laugh for thinking I’m not Pro Choice. But I do love—LOVE—that you are so unhinged by someone whose Mighty Sin is agreeing with you on a measly 99% of gay issues. This is some colossally funny shit. From someone with a colossal stick up his ass…up his ass so far it’s tickling your uvula.

Keep up the good work.

Please. You can only DREAM of stirring emotions from me that any more energetic than a deep eye-rolling contempt. Your tactic of “I agree with X, but here are a bunch of arguments against X that I promise I don’t really believe but will cling to anyway” is too ludicrously transparent for even a sliver of outrage.

Oh really, my little marionette I call Mr. Unhinged?. I make a joke that basically supports what you we’re implying about Dio and you take it wrong. Which would be fine, (no ha-ha form you was such a big boo-boo to me), but then you go on some rant as if someone is sticking a splintered shillelagh up your ass. The substance of which, when parsed, is that you don’t agree with me on SSM, which makes me sad to no end. (Sob.) Oh, and some nonsense about me not being Pro Choice—odd that :dubious: And now you continue down Mr. Unhinged Lane sputtering some inanity about me not being Pro Choice.

You’re giving credence to the old adage that when conservatives disagree with liberals they just think they’re wrong, but when liberals disagree with conservatives it’s because we’re bad people.

I guess that might explain your nonsense about my stance on abortion: if I disagree with you on something, I am a bad person. And because I am a bad person, I must disagree with your position—even on things we agree about.

That’s comedy gold! I can’t wait to see your next act my little marionette. Of course, someone not so full of themselves (or splintered shillelagh) might realize that they took my post the wrong way and apologize. But not you, Mr. Unhinged, not you.

Thanks for showing your true colors. Ignorance fought and all that.

You couldn’t get a rise out of me with those ten or fifteen “I’m cumming in your mouth!” posts in that earlier thread, so you’ve no reason to expect to do so now.

Pathetic, and typical of your ilk.

Huh? What the fuck are you talking about? I even did a search, but to no avail. Maybe you’re confusing “posts by me” with “dreams of me”. Or me with another poster?

Huh, whaddya know… that was the now-banned poster named mswas. I withdraw the claim, with a chuckle for my own foolishness for confusing one homophobe idiot for another.

I thought it was weird that Magellan would joke about that because he’s a level 3 homophobe. They can’t even eat hotdogs.

Man, this thread sure delivers the blue balls. I was all ready to get my weekly Dio minute of hate on and the OP went and shat himself.

Okay. We all make mistakes. But that’s it? With all the venom you just dished my way, for no reason and in error, it’s just “Huh, whaddya know…chuckle”.

Not quite the way I would handle it, but to each their own, I guess.